TMS 2164: $5,000 Per Moron

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2021

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Daney Curry. Taking a gulp of Skin Air. Smelled Like Duck Hell. In Heaven everything is in the Cloud. Don't go chasing heart failure. T-pops? T-pops? Not T-pops? Give me all ZEE CONDOMS! Repelled by the UnNormals. Call 976-Dial-a-Nigerian-Prince. Big Macs and Velvet sunsets. Sell it before it gets wet. Do You Have A Two Year Old Of Any Sort? Pushing him away like he was t-pops. Going to Hell for the Fiber. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Many thanks to Manly Bands for supporting The Morning Stream.
0:03.9	Manly Bands helps men find wedding bands that fit their personality and their budget with unique and stylish designs.
0:10.3	To get 25% off your Manly Band for a limited time only and get a free silicone ring, go to ManlyBands.com slash TMS.
0:19.2	Coming up on TMS, Dana Curry.
0:21.6	Taking a gulp of skin air.
0:23.4	Smilled like duck hell.
0:25.0	In heaven, everything is in the cloud.
0:27.2	Don't go chasing heart failure.
0:28.8	T-pops, T-pops.
0:29.8	Not T-pops.
0:30.6	Give me all of the condoms.
0:33.2	Repeled by the unnormals.
0:35.6	Called 976, dial a Nigerian prince.
0:39.0	Big Max and velvet sunset.
0:41.1	Sell it before it gets wet.
0:42.6	You have a two-year-old of any sort?
0:44.3	Pushing away like he was T-pops.
0:46.5	Going to hell for the fiber.
0:47.9	Major spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:51.4	Put your hands between your buttocks.
0:53.8	That's Nature's Pocket.
0:59.4	You're threatening me?
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