TMS 2127: Baron Zima

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2021

⏱️ 105 minutes

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They're Born dicks, They Stay Dicks, They're Dicks FOREVER! Bee Keeper Suit? SEND PICS!! Potato Tornado Was My Finishing Move. You Gots a Horny Boyfriend. Mmmm ziplock pizza. That's The Moment They Sniff A Daffodil. Natalie Portman's Age is a Fuzzy Thing. From Hell with Fred Astaire. Please Rain, I'm Busy Watching Netflix. Zoom and Gloom! Last place it goes is your butthole. One Your Left Dude Got a Dog. Regular Ass Fries. Eating a Slinky is Attractive to Me. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:13.3	Coming up on TMS.
0:14.9	They're born dicks.
0:15.9	They stay dicks.
0:17.0	They're dicks forever.
0:18.3	Peacupersuit, Senpix.
0:20.2	Potato tornado was my finishing move.
0:22.6	You got so horny boyfriend.
0:24.2	Hmm, Ziploc pizza.
0:26.1	That's the moment they sniff a daffodil.
0:28.1	Natalie Portman's age is a fuzzy thing.
0:30.4	From hell.
0:31.2	Starring Fred Astaire.
0:32.4	Please rain.
0:33.2	I'm busy watching Netflix.
0:34.5	Zoom and gloom.
0:35.7	Last place it goes is your butthole.
0:38.0	On your left, dude, gotta die.
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