TMS 2125: Mitt's Junk is...inevitable

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2021

⏱️ 100 minutes

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At some point, everyone in Utah will touch Mitt's Junk. I Don't Like Infected Coffeeeeeeeeeee. Don't eat Fish flavored Ice. Pubic of the Leftists. Fecal Matter? You're soaking in it! Death Star Whiskey. A Bad Moon Rising Colonoscopy. I loved it even though I almost puked. I Don't Hate Old People, I Just Want Them to Eat Me. Pee Where You Sit! Tool du Jour. Get Your Bum Checked. 3D Puberty Props with Bill. Enunciating Words with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, at some point everybody in Utah will touch Mitz-Junk.
0:03.9	I don't like infected coffee.
0:07.5	Don't eat fish flavored ice?
0:09.0	Pubic of the leftist.
0:10.2	Eekle matter.
0:11.0	You're soaking in it.
0:12.5	Death Star Whiskey.
0:13.9	A bad moon rising colonoscopy.
0:16.3	I loved it even though I almost puke.
0:18.2	I-I don't hate old people.
0:21.0	I just want them to eat me.
0:22.6	Pee where you sit.
0:23.8	Tooled juror.
0:25.2	Hey, get your bum checked.
0:26.5	3D puberty.
0:27.6	Props with Bill.
0:28.6	In non-seating words with Stephen and Moore on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:37.5	Many years ago, this was our town, USA.
0:42.0	Our family and neighbors lived in most beautiful land and man whatever's seen.
0:47.5	One day some tourists stopped by on their way west.
0:51.7	They were as excited about our beautiful location as we were.
0:55.7	A little too excited.
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