TMS 2117: Buying Fake Pee? Urine Trouble!

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2021

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Never Double Dip your Swabs. I don't like Synthetic Peeeeeeeee! No Show Tomorrow. Screw you, I'm going with Zod. The Preposterous Poopiepants McGee. Do dogs own birds? Because I like really want to know. We don't sell Pokemon cards. Too much violence. Siegfried and Deep Roy. Old Fashion Hot and Juicy Religion. I Don't Practice Urea! Bruce Illissess. Blood Robots and Monkeys. Kermit the Johnson. Tech Time with Tom, No Tech Issues with Nicole and More on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, never double-dip your swabs.
0:03.3	I don't like synthetic pee.
0:06.3	No show tomorrow.
0:07.3	Screw you, I'm going with Zod.
0:08.8	The preposter is poopy pants McGee.
0:11.0	Do dogs own birds?
0:12.8	Because I like really wanted to know.
0:15.5	We don't sell Pokemon cards.
0:17.3	Too much violence.
0:18.5	Sig-free and deep-roy.
0:20.0	Old-fashioned hot and juicy religion.
0:22.1	I don't practice syria.
0:24.1	Bruce.
0:24.9	Bruce.
0:25.4	Illuses.
0:26.2	Blood robots and monkeys.
0:27.6	Cremethy Johnson here.
0:29.0	No really, there's no show tomorrow.
0:30.6	Tech time with Tom.
0:31.7	No tech issues with Nicole and more.
0:33.8	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:36.7	Hi.
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