TMS 2105: Captain Mortality

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2021

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Cooking With Clare. Wankercising. I Don't Want the Lazer-Squirts. UNDOCK YER SWETCH! Accu-Weather Johnson. Spirit Airlines runs Garbage Town. String-related hobbies. Moderna 2: The Modernaing. Shape of Water 2: the Shapening. I Don't Want to Be a Human Barometer. Did You Purchase Wiffle-Bat Insurance? They EFF you at the Spirit Airlines! (Spoken as Joe Pesci). I ain't sittin next to the Sweaty Pad Thai Guy. Seeing Through Tech Time with Tom. Reccamentals without Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS.
0:01.4	Cooking with Claire!
0:03.2	Wanker sizing.
0:04.3	I don't want the laser squirts.
0:06.2	Undocked get a sweatsh.
0:07.8	Acquewether Johnson.
0:09.3	Spirit Airlines runs garbage town.
0:11.2	I should have done that like a Tina Turner.
0:13.2	Hold on.
0:14.1	Spirit Airlines runs garbage town.
0:16.2	A string-related hobbies.
0:18.7	Mederna too, the medurnaing.
0:20.5	Shape of water too, the shapinging.
0:22.4	I don't want to be a human barometer.
0:24.0	Did you purchase Whiffle Bat Insurance?
0:26.1	They eff you at the Spirit Airlines.
0:28.6	I ain't sitting next to some sweaty pad tie guy.
0:31.8	Seeing through tech time with Tom.
0:33.9	Recommendals without Nicole and more.
0:36.4	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:39.5	You have completed the trial of Spirit.
0:42.7	Are you ready to undertake the trial of body now?
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