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The Morning Stream

TMS 2089: GUI Pants

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2021

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Have you considered having sex on a different day of the year? I don't like NFTeeeeeeeeees! Lost all my F's to give after High School. Gallbladder and Penis. Nipple Flavoured Creamers. XLM DATA IS BIG, YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! IT'S NOT SMALL! NO! NO! NO! Falcon and the Fat Man. Jake and the Winter Soldier. 24 Hr Boner. Partially Refloated. The Phantom Mullet Exists Forever. Cap's Sidepiece. $30 for 30mins with Black Widdow. Drinking the Tron Water. Making Things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Coming up on TMS, have you considered having sex on a different day of the year?

0:04.6

I don't like NFTs!

0:08.2

Lost all my F's to give after high school.

0:10.6

Goldbladder and penis.

0:12.0

Nipple flavored creamers.

0:13.8

XML data is big.

0:15.8

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:16.9

It's not small.

0:18.2

No, no, no.

0:19.1

That's a long one.

0:20.3

Falcon and the Fat Man.

0:21.8

Jake and the Winter Soldier.

0:23.1

24-hour boner.

0:24.4

Partially refloated.

0:25.8

The phantom mullet exists forever.

0:27.8

Capside piece.

0:29.1

30 bucks for 30 minutes with Black Widow.

0:31.4

Trinking the Tron Water.

0:33.2

Making things with Bill.

0:34.8

Major spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

0:39.5

Can you say Star Wars?

0:41.5

Star Wars.

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