TMS 2083: There's an Enya over that letter

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2021

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Beef Borgnine. Bitin' Pillows and Makin' Biscuits. All the Internet is Your Dirty Comic. Two Jabbers, One Podcast. Canoli-19 is Not Too Sweet. Make my water hard. Showering in a Big Booger. Vaccine of the Apes. This is my walking around helmet. Looks Like a Guy Who Might Pee on Some Seats. I Will Break You, and Your Rules. First come, first served... in the butt. Gotta Clean them Pipes SON! FEMA FOMO with JrY. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:24.8	Coming up on TMS, beef borg9, beaten pillows, and making biscuits.
0:29.4	All the internet is your dirty comic.
0:32.0	Two jabbers, one podcast.
0:33.6	Because only 19, it's not too sweet.
0:36.4	Make my water hard.
0:38.0	Shower in a big booger.
0:39.8	Vaccine of the apes.
0:40.9	This is my walking around helmet.
0:42.7	Looks like a guy who might pee on some seats.
0:44.7	I will break you and your rules.
0:46.7	First come, first served in the butt.
0:48.7	You gotta clean them pipes, son.
0:51.2	FEMA FOMO with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:56.4	They sh**t everywhere. What about your Lego?
0:58.1	When you play, though, when you master chief from Halo, when you're aego,
1:01.2	and half eating bagel on your bedside table, and your old GameCube video game cable.
1:05.6	How about all those cars?
1:06.8	Are your soldiers broken off body parts?
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