TMS 2080: Jess, Tess, & Bess

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2021

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Lovingly Caressing a Turd with a Tongue. Guardia La Forge. Like A Fatter Roger Stone? Penetrated by Dog Tongue. what show were the Jetsons on? The Farnsworth Connection. You can never have too many Pips! Don't Talk About My Muppet Babies! So that's what Purell tastes like! Utah Murder Connection! Butter Bum In Paris. New Girl, who dis? It's The Finaaaaaaal Season. Cameras...EXPOSED with Tom! Torrenting Ferb with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Drawing up, cereal was one of the best parts of being a kid,
0:02.9	but I had to give it up because I realized it was full of sugar and junk that you really shouldn't eat.
0:07.6	Go to MagicSpoon.com slash TMS and grab a variety pack and try it today.
0:12.3	And be sure to use our code, TMS at checkout, to save $5 off your order.
0:17.4	Coming up on TMS, lovingly caressing a turd with a tongue.
0:21.8	G-R-D-A-L-F-R-G
0:23.4	I promise that topples my crosses, it sounds like it is.
0:26.0	Like a Fatter Roger Stone!
0:28.4	Penetrated by Dogtongue.
0:30.1	What show were the Jetsons on?
0:32.0	The Farnsworth Connection.
0:33.7	You can never have too many Pips.
0:35.6	Don't talk about my Muppet Babies!
0:37.5	So that's what Purel tastes like.
0:39.3	You Tom Murder Connection!
0:41.2	Butterbomb in Paris!
0:42.7	New Girl, Who This?
0:43.9	It's the final season!
0:46.3	Butterbomb!
0:48.2	Cameras exposed with Tom!
0:50.6	Torrenting Furb with Nicole and Moore.
0:52.8	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
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