TMS 2079: Conger Adulations

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2021

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Clearly a warehouse of dildos. The chips in your arm are free. Guac is extra. A Tape for Measuring your Package. I Liked Visiting The Sacramento Beeeeeeeeeeeee! What Is Goofus & Gallant Up To Anyways, You Know They Have Talent! Nobody likes moist snacks. The Bird Was Self-Yeeting Into The Office. Do Turkeys Have Teeth Because I like Seriously Wanted To Know. Ding-Dong, RingCan Ween Calling! Pupets of the Leftists. From Afros to Mini-fridges: A TMS Journey. Always Go Lump. Rhymes with Chickless. I Still Love the Show A Lot. Finger the Loop of the Hero. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thanks to Amazon Pharmacy for supporting the morning stream.
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0:14.5	Learn more at amazon.com slash TMSRX.
0:18.6	Coming up on TMS, clearly a warehouse of dildos.
0:22.0	The chips in your armor free, Glock is extra.
0:24.5	A tape for measuring your package.
0:26.4	I like visiting the Sacramento Bee.
0:30.6	What is Goofus and Gallant up to anyways?
0:33.1	You know they've got talent?
0:34.4	Nobody likes moist snacks.
0:36.1	The bird was self-eating into the office.
0:38.6	Do turkeys have teeth?
0:40.4	Because I seriously like wanted to know.
0:43.8	Ding dong, ring can, ween calling.
0:46.5	Puppets.
0:47.2	Puppets of the leftists.
0:48.7	Puppets.
0:50.5	Puppets.
0:52.3	From afros to mini fridges.
0:54.0	A TMS journey.
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