TMS 2072: The Jim Reeves Life Alert

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2021

⏱️ 106 minutes

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From The Top To Phlebotomist. Put Your Sweet Lips Closer To The Phone. Kale in your Butthole Levels of Credit. Right Through, Like Kale in Your Butthole. ERCOT is without honor. I don'™t like Jim Reeeeeeeeves. Rogue Goose in Denver. Tony the Tiger's a Cokehead, right? Oops, All Crackberries. Scott's got a nice plump one. How's Jamie Lynn Spears Doin... Never mind. I don't Care. Excuse Me, Do you have Jim Reeves in a Can? All the Little Kids Really Hate That Kix. Unfriending the Dead with Justin and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, from the top to phlebotomist.
0:03.3	Put your, oh, as you got the things, put your sweet lips
0:07.0	closer to the phone.
0:09.5	Wow, that's like I'm there.
0:10.7	Kail in your butthole levels of credit.
0:12.6	Right through, like Kail in your butthole.
0:14.3	Look at those two back together.
0:15.6	Oh, oops.
0:17.8	Urcott is without honor.
0:19.6	I don't like Jim Ree.
0:22.9	Rogue Goose in Denver.
0:24.4	Tony the Tiger's a co-cat, right?
0:26.0	Oops, all crackberries.
0:27.9	Scott's got a nice plump one.
0:29.4	How's Jamie Lynn Spears doing?
0:31.4	Never mind, I don't care.
0:32.4	Excuse me, do you have Jim Reeves in the can?
0:34.7	All the little kids really hate that kick.
0:37.0	I'm fending the dead with Justin and more
0:39.5	on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:42.6	Betty, I've got it.
0:44.1	Why don't you and the other girls put on a fashion show
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