TMS 2070: Dude Ways

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2021

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Schmidt Happens! The Dog Exploded, or I need your EIN number. A Canadian, with the Yellow Pages, in the Nightstand. I'll take reversing the polarity of the warp core for 200, Geordi. Mystic River Or Pizza? There's Poop Potatoes! Cut the Feed! Tik Tok Teens Try Troubling Trend. 49.99$ Per Month! Deal's Off!! The dog exploded on my pile! He's a Delicious Honey Baked Ham. The 12 Phone Numbers of Prince Edward Island. Planetino and the Starlettes. The Offending Half Inch. Ghost Waffle Flavor. The Seven Minutes Of Terror With Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, Schmidt happens.
0:02.2	The dog exploded or I need your EIN number.
0:05.1	A Canadian with the yellow pages in the nightstand.
0:07.8	I'll take reversing the polarity of the warp drive for 200 Jordy.
0:10.8	Mystic River or Pizza?
0:12.6	There's poop potatoes, cut the feed.
0:14.6	Tick-tock teens try, tumbling, no shit.
0:16.9	I was sure I'd get this.
0:18.1	Here we go.
0:19.2	Tick-tock teens trying, troubling trend.
0:21.3	Good enough.
0:21.9	$49.99, no.
0:23.7	$49.99 per month deals off.
0:27.2	The dog exploded on my pile.
0:29.4	He's a delicious honey-baked ham.
0:31.0	The 12 phone numbers of Prince Edward Island.
0:33.7	Planetino and the Starlitz.
0:35.8	The offending half-inch.
0:37.4	Ghost waffle flavor.
0:38.6	The seven minutes of terror with Bobby.
0:40.9	Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:45.5	It is a new thing.
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