TMS 2068: THE CAKE WAS A BABY!

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2021

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Do I like Ted Cruz's haircut? Let me mullet over. Nobody Puts Baby in a Cupcake. Lack Of Chair, Lack Of Hair, Lack Of Clare. Weezer's weird right? Did You Put An Egg In Your Ginger Hair? MANY Naked Meth-heads. What Do Strong People Rip Now? You KNOW How To Earn Some Beads. Floridian Rhapsody. One of the Seven Numbers. Somewhere There Is A Phonebook! Lars Vandalay: Importer & Exporter Extroidinaire! Meat from Down Under, if ya know what I mean. Reconciliation with Justin and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:16.4	Coming up on TMS, do I like Ted Cruz's hair cut? Let me mull it over.
0:21.9	Nobody puts baby in a cupcake.
0:23.7	Like a chair, like a hair, like a chair, like a chair.
0:26.0	He's just weird, right?
0:27.2	Did you put an egg in your ginger hair?
0:29.5	Many naked methods.
0:31.4	What do strong people rip now?
0:33.2	You know how to earn some beads.
0:35.2	Florida Rhapsody.
0:36.5	One of the seven numbers.
0:38.0	Somewhere there's a phone book.
0:39.6	Las Vandale, importer and exporter extraordinaire.
0:42.8	Meet from down under, if you know what I mean.
0:45.2	Reconciliation with Justin and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:51.8	Look at this Christmas tree.
0:53.2	It's perfect for a gay person or a straight person.
0:55.8	Look who I have on the video phone.
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