TMS 2066: You can't handle the TOOTH!

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2021

⏱️ 113 minutes

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I Need A BONE Detector! Jamaica's out of weeeeed. Who's Our New Cute?? Hippie Dippie Mystic Gimme. Don't Rush Geddy Lee. He Likes Dudes! He Married One! I Just SLOWLY Fall To My Death. Binary with 2's instead of 0's. Spam in the Clipclop. 17 Murders Unsolved Due to Gross-Out. I Don't Even Transmog in Real Life! Check Out That Adonis of an Orthodontist. Free Means Not Having to Pay. Spreading Their Gare-Aff Seed With Bobby! Looking at your dark bits with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Drawing up, cereal was one of the best parts of being a kid,
0:02.9	but I had to give it up because I realized it was full of sugar and junk that you really shouldn't eat.
0:07.5	Go to MagicSpoon.com slash TMS and grab a variety pack and try it today.
0:12.2	And be sure to use our code, TMS at checkout, to save $5 off your order.
0:17.3	Coming up on TMS, I need a bone detector.
0:19.8	Jamaica's out of wee.
0:22.3	Who's our new key?
0:23.6	Oh, that was weird.
0:24.9	I just threw a mon in there.
0:26.5	Oh, nice.
0:27.8	Who's our new cutie?
0:29.2	Hippidipi, Mr. Gimme.
0:31.3	Don't rush, Getty Lee.
0:32.9	He likes dudes.
0:33.8	He married one.
0:34.9	Who's the Getty Lee?
0:36.6	Um, I just slowly fall to my death.
0:39.8	Binary with twos instead of zeros.
0:41.8	Spam in the clip club.
0:43.3	17 murders unsolved due to gross out.
0:45.9	I don't even transmog in real life.
0:48.0	Check out that adonis of an orthodontist.
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