Chad? Yeah. You ready? Yeah I'm ready. Let's come up on the mic a little bit. I mean I'm basically touching it. Huh?

Uh oh. Uh oh.

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and even if you're new to the list of the show. Hold on a second Pals. What you want to do is go over to iTunes and subscribe to the show. If you haven't already that's really a good thing to do it'll keep us going.

Subscribe and rate and leave us a little review. Be great. We read that stuff. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. They can write the review however they like and you know you can star it and whatever. Okay so hey welcome to that 10 million podcast. My name is Will the chief engineer of laughter and cheer.

Yeah all right Pals and but over here I'm Chad no God culture and then and over there is our dad. All right so let me explain Chad I don't know if you heard this a while back we had an episode Tommy was like he's like what the hell is pals like who's pals you know what I mean he's like is that like a completely different

like thing onto itself he sounds like you know there's like thing and then puppet puppet showed up. Yeah I was born. Yeah that's how.

Yeah that's how I'm the out of fluid everywhere man so but where do the amniotic fluid come from.

No it's not easy. From from from creativity he's Pals we're sitting here with a puppet. You look at a baby and then you turn it and say what happens.

Back off the mic a little bit Pals. You was you're pretty loud for puppet. First time I've ever met a puppet. Well it's interesting because Tommy was like what is it is?

Pals you know what I mean what's the Pals. I'm like well it's me and then Tommy and you Chad and everyone else who comes on through here. I'm a Pals. I live in the world of 10 minute Pals. So now Pals is actually like a puppet. It took form. Okay I got it.

Essentially we finally have a mascot. Yeah. It's 10 minute podcasts. I'm Pals. And his name is Pals so we're chilling with Pals today. Sweet. What's up. Any questions for Pals. Yeah. I have a bunch actually. So how how old are you at this moment?

Well I was born last week. He just told you I'm Pals. So one of the old well puppets you know they reach full maturation once you put their eyes on. How do you know pervert?

Why am I a pervert? Because I say that your eyes get sewn on and then you're a person. He used that finger like you want to put your finger on my butt or something.

Well people always have their hand up your ass. You're a fucking puppet. Right. No Pals don't be sad. I was just making them joke. No Pals don't cry.

Come on Pals. I was just making a joke. So what do you do when 10 minute podcasts is not recording? Yeah. I'm in a state of suspended animation. In a box or something. Yeah. In a box or something. All right. Yeah. I don't age. How do you like that? Mr. Sifi? What is it? I wish I had that. I'm envious. I'm very envious. Hey Pals what was your favorite episode all time of 10 minute podcast?

I got his head cut off and that machine. We're at the factory and the guy was stupor was trying to get everything out of the revolve and the conveyor belt with all the gravel. His head got come off. Yeah. No I think you're thinking back off the mic a lot Pals. Please.

I'm laughing. Okay. So I think you're thinking head went into that convertible where those couples making love. No I think it sounds to me like you're.

Like you're talking about a combination of the Dick Van Dyke show and maybe a creep show. No that wasn't that was something you watched in the 80s. I think. I don't think so. All right. Well who's your all time favorite member of the 10 minute podcast? No Wil Chamberlain. No Wil Chamberlain. See now I know for a shirt Wil Chamberlain was a basketball player and it's purported to sleep with over 20,000 women. He also played the character.

Bumbata in the second Conan. Yeah. It is. No. Well what is what is what is Pals do what is Pals doing an average day like what do you like to do you like to go to the coffee place? Do you like to go shopping?

Where do you live? Do you live in this neighborhood? Yeah living this basement. What's happening? Okay. Oh right. Okay. So you've been to the new the new there's a new whole foods in the area. Yeah. It's sort of like a actually Tommy was talking about how it's a combination of between Trader Joe's and a whole.

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