TMP – Dimitri Rosinoyev

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4.8 • 4.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2012

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

With Chris out of the studio, Bryan and Will break a completely implausible story, scoring an exclusive interview via satellite with Russian cosmonaut, Dimitri Rosinoyev. Over the past thirteen years, Dr. Rosinoyev has been living in a space pod ON THE PLANET MARS! He has never granted an interview of any kind until now. You'll soon be hearing all about Dimitri's brave and totally unbelievable journey through all avenues of mainstream media and we're honored to be the first to break this utterly inconceivable story. We want your feedback! Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes, follow @TenMinPod on Twitter and visit Facebook.com/TenMinPod to like our page!

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0:00.0	Brian, what's the longest fist fight you've ever been in 24 days 24 days
0:07.8	24-day long fist fight you didn't fight
0:11.3	You fought a man. There's no event like Paris to the car
0:14.3	There's an event. Some podcasts are slow and you don't know how long they last
0:22.6	That's why you listen to ten minute podcast
0:28.3	Well, I've never been in a fight that lasted longer in a few seconds because I can beat the shit out of anybody
0:32.7	Ha ha, trick you fuck you fucking suck on it and suck it and fuck it and put it in your mouth
0:37.5	I'm not gonna do that. Don't be a soldier put it in your mouth put put me in your mouth and suck it shut up
0:43.2	Aren't you in the face right now believe me you you you'd you'd have to take a long time with me my friend
0:48.1	Yeah, yeah, because it's hard to fight somebody who's up behind you boxing your fucking
0:53.0	If you if you if you if you punched me in the face, I'd take a long time
0:56.2	I wouldn't punch you in the face trying to quell my laughing fit. Yeah, welcome to the 10 minute podcast brought to you by Amazon
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1:06.5	Go to 10 minute podcast. How are you gonna go to 10 minute podcast?
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1:10.5	Hit bang bang bang. Don't fucking I hate it when you go bang bang bang bang bang. All right
1:15.9	Go to 10 minute podcast.com hit the Amazon banner and then buy your stuff the way how you do that
1:20.4	What I fucking arm arm drag you get behind you smash you against the wall bang bang
1:24.9	All my floating ribs. I'm pissing blood already and also game fly. We're brought to you by game fly my name is he had you can't
1:31.0	Can you shut the fuck up?
1:33.3	I'll rabbit my name is Will sass. Oh, yeah, I'm Brian the kid calendar can fucking box your fucking ears and this is a very special
1:42.9	But if you call I hate it when you call me Jackson. I'd rather you call me Jack or John or
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