TMP – Chris Don’t Wanna

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🗓️ 20 November 2012

⏱️ 10 minutes

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It's business as usual for Will and Bryan, sharing their customary brand of podcast fun, but Chris just does not wanna. Straight up. We want your feedback! Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes, follow @TenMinPod on Twitter and visit Facebook.com/TenMinPod to like our page!

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0:00.0	Patchy beard, huh? Don't call me patchy beard boy. I can't do it. I can't do it. What are you saying?
0:06.3	Don't make that fucking noise. You're gonna kiss me off patchy beard. I'm not a patchy beard boy. I brought I grow a proud beard a proud chin me
0:14.2	Some podcasts are slow and you don't know how long they lay. Yeah, that's why you list
0:27.2	Shut the fuck up great to be here. It is great to be a fucking bomb. Okay. All right Brian
0:34.2	Hey, welcome to 10 minute podcast brought to you by Amazon.com go to 10 minute podcast.com if you're gonna buy anything on Amazon
0:43.7	Fucking free free stuff a game fly. My name is Will Sassos. I'm Brian the kid. Callin
0:49.6	I'm Chris DeLia and welcome to another 10 minute podcast Brian was just telling me that I grow patchy beard. It's not true
0:55.4	You fucking patch goat. You don't go patch beard. I grow. No, no, no, I grow Santa beard when I grow beard
1:02.2	It's it's a nest and what about that mustache? I've shaved I've recently shaved it down to a mustache
1:07.9	Is that what you did? Yeah, it looks like it's just it's just a patchy mustache. No, it's not a patchy mustache
1:13.9	It's an uneven patchy pedophiles mustache. Yeah, I've seen you with a mustache and you look like someone who who would take a
1:21.0	Any sort of rusty pipe in their ass
1:23.0	Hey, man. How's that for the extra? You look like somebody who calms the high schools. You fucking pervert
1:29.2	You got you got a dick. You got a dick bristler dick bristler John don Johnson thing happening right now
1:35.0	What the hell's that mean? That means you fucking you do you suck for a little bit, and then you just rub it around your face
1:40.5	Hey, bro, I don't suck anybody's dick, dude. Right Chris. Yeah, yeah, what are you doing?
1:47.5	What what forget about look at look at your look your look your look your face look your face right about my face is rugged
1:53.5	It's not rugged. You don't look like Montana. You ask for you
1:56.2	Just look like you sleep in a lot is what you look like you look like you look like you're a functioning alcoholic
2:01.6	Who sleeps in all day long and then you barely get your shit together in time to go to work and then you get home and then you realize you
2:06.9	Haven't shaved and then and then it's great because your boyfriend Pete can rub his dick it all right
2:11.7	I would never have a fucking boyfriend named Pete number one break number two. Yeah, my
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