Who's going to say Mr. David Greco?

Thank you very much for that.

Hi my name is David Greco, I'm an open mic comedian, some connected in New York, Hawaii.

Thank you very much for coming up, the support of my comedy.

Give yourselves a round of applause.

I've been doing comedy since thinking about the boom, don't worry about that, I'll pick out jokes ladies and gentlemen.

I've never seen a hamburger billboards.

When you drive around town, these hamburger billboards, man, serve you, see these things?

The hamburger, you have a nice juicy butter on them, you know, it looks delicious and you walk out of a starving, and what are you going to give you?

It's up here, it's delicious, and then you go to where they are.

It's a big huge and little thing, it's like a cookie, you know, little, little, little, little small ones.

It's a, you know, it's a false advertising on board of that joke, and I want to do that one.

Everything's different now, the way we meet each other, it's different, you know, everyone's meeting on apps.

Is that how my saying I raise her app?

App? Right?

Man, serve guys meet on an app?

Are they dating app? They're going to meet a woman.

Nowadays, you don't even have to do nothing.

You know, you just set home from, you know, these marines, you know,

let me pay some back in my day.

If you want to meet a woman, you have to have the stones go out there, go down the bar, go out, just rest on her hand.

And walk up to the gal, and ask her a number, and if you're lucky, then you got to write it down on a match box.

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