TMP - Arnie and JCVD’s Pitch

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🗓️ 1 October 2015

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jean-Claude Van Damme sit in and excitedly share news of their new movie pitch.

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0:00.0	I have a problem. I would like to eat something after breakfast and before lunch.
0:03.4	Or perhaps I would like to enjoy something to eat after lunch and before dinner.
0:06.6	And I do not want that something that I eat after breakfast and before lunch to be a post-breakfast breakfast.
0:11.3	Or a pre-lunch...
0:12.8	breakfast-y lunch. Or a post-lunch...
0:15.9	pre-dinner. That makes zero sense. I have a solution.
0:19.4	The solution is...
0:20.4	Ehh...
0:21.9	...k...
0:22.9	...k...
0:23.9	...k...
0:24.8	Not even gonna finish the word.
0:26.4	Because you are a loyal listener to a 10 minute podcast.
0:28.4	You know what I'm about to say. That's right, everybody.
0:30.4	Nature box. Yeah.
0:32.1	You know you're gonna be tempted to snack. And the good folks in Nature box say,
0:34.4	give it to that temptation.
0:35.6	But in a smart way that makes you feel great.
0:37.6	There's no hydrogenated oils or trans fats or the high fructose corn syrup or the
0:42.5	artificial colors of flavors. None of that stuff.
0:45.0	And you don't have to go to the disgusting corn store or the, you know, the vending machine.
0:48.8	You don't know how long that stuff's been in there.
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