Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment.

Hi, gang.

And now if you'll all be quiet, we'll start the show.

TMOS, classic.

Friday Flashback.

We are just in the get-go stages of the holiday season. And boy, oh boy, my little guy getting excited.

I bet. We're actually setting aside little moments of TV time for him to watch the classics.

And listen, I'll break it down on a future show, because we really could take 20 minutes on it again,

but I have to tell you,

this past weekend was Rudolph,

and if there is a darker, more desperate,

and just human-hating piece of television

that you will ever see,

it is that despicable

Rudolph the red nose reindeer filled with fear and and hate and despair and

animal abuse it's got every single element you could possibly count i actually had to drop the

DVD in last week to pull some tape and it starts with a death-causing blizzard people are dying in new york

and moves right into the birth which is very sweet of rudolph and then they they discovered that he's got the

the red nose and don't get me started okay i could i i do it this year i think we need to examine

santa's dysfunctional marriage.

Because his wife is an enabler. She's trying to kill him. Trying to kill him. Exactly. She's trying to give him the beanie. She is. She is. No one wants a skinny Santa. That's right. That's right. No one wants a Santa with open arteries. Eat this high cholesterol, high fat food that you will, you know, every chance in the world that you'll be flying over like Nicaragua with your sleigh and get a heart attack.

Disturbing crap.

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