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The Mike O'Meara Show

TMOS Classic: April 10, 2026

The Mike O'Meara Show

Mike O'Meara, Robb Spewak, Josh Sroka

Comedy, News

4.74.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2026

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”



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Transcript

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0:00.0

Mike O'Mara, Radio Entertainment.

0:04.4

Hi, gang.

0:06.1

And now if you'll all be quiet, we'll start the show.

0:10.6

TMOS, classic.

0:13.9

Friday Flashback.

0:16.0

So, two margaritas with floaters, not toppers, floters. Now, you mean, that sounds like a stool in a commode, doesn't it? And one night when I was ordering him and said, what do you mean? I said, I want a to topper in the top of the margarita. That's the way I like them. They're too, you know, lemonadey and I need a little booze in there to make it less.

0:39.3

Did you get the Grand Marnier topper? I did get the grandma topper, but it's a floater. I have such a beautiful image of one of those margarita goblets with just beautifully tapered ends.

0:55.3

Yeah.

0:55.4

Just right on top.

0:56.9

And on top it's like a river.

0:59.7

It's like a pond.

1:01.4

It's like a pond of dirty water at the top of the yellow goodness.

1:04.9

If you don't drink it fast enough.

1:07.7

It's funny.

1:09.0

I, I, uh, I would have been fine with one. Yes. And I don't want to rat them out, so I won't tell you how they're. No, they're a great place. The other one, the other one, I snuck the other one out. I snuck the other one out in a go cup. Did you get it in a plastic cup? Yeah, okay. They won't give it to you that way, but I snuck it out. I snuck it out and drank it on the way home. And I didn't really finish it. But it was plenty. I made lots of phone calls. What's that road that Iguanamia is on? Benita Beach Road. If you were to drive that stretch of Benita Beach Road this morning, would you find part of the floater on the side of the street?

1:47.3

No, the floater. uh benita beach road if you were to drive that stretch of benita beach road this morning would you

1:45.1

find part of the floater on the side of the street now the floater was uh next to my easy chair

1:50.8

this morning at 445 oh the floater when uh stubby sergeant stubby uh was chewing on the squeak toy and and Carla was out on the couch. It was an unsettled evening. It really, really, that's what, that's it. This is at 4.45. Did you hear it by any chance? No, I did not. He did not hear. Josh is back in Michael's room, so, yeah, but I hear, because the door's open,

2:19.2

that's what I hear. 4.45. And when you hear that, I'm up. Yeah, that's hard to sleep through. I'm up.

2:25.6

It's official. I'm totally up. And, uh, it was, it was there. So Josh, I want to, I want to,

2:32.5

I want to, I put it away, please. Oh, God, that hurts. Please. Um, so question to you. So Josh, I want to put it away, please. Oh, God, that hurts. Please.

2:36.6

So question to you. So you get down here and we established on the show that one of the things

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