TMGW Ep30: Mamrie's Mom Steals a Penguin
This Might Get Weird
Grace Helbig
4.9 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2019
⏱️ 48 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This might get weird. We're going. We're rolling. We are rolling. Oh, |
| 0:08.0 | cheers, Grace. Hellbid. Cheers, memory heart. I mean, it's been 84 years. That's just, |
| 0:14.0 | I just pictured you doing it. The old lady lifting her head on the Titanic. That's probably |
| 0:18.0 | my most used gift, Jeff, which makes me think that I'm just bad at keeping in touch |
| 0:24.0 | with people. I mean, it's a classic though. And my most used one is just saying how long |
| 0:29.0 | it's been since you've taught me. That's true. Truly, we took last week off because we are now |
| 0:35.0 | working with the police. We are working with the rules. You might hear some ads in this |
| 0:38.0 | episode, which is just guys. Yeah, root for us. Fuck. Yes. I'm excited to sell you guys some |
| 0:44.0 | shit. Don't be mad at the ad. You know, be glad. Don't be mad at the ad. Be glad. I don't |
| 0:51.0 | know. I love it. Also, I mean, this comes without saying really, it's like the only |
| 0:55.0 | stuff that we're going to be promoting and stuff we genuinely find interesting. Well, |
| 0:58.0 | think that you'll genuinely find this is what I'm excited about because this is, you know, |
| 1:02.0 | this is my only. This is my first podcast, first and only. And so when they're emailing us |
| 1:09.0 | about, would you guys be comfortable doing this ad read and saying you might have to use the |
| 1:14.0 | stuff they might have to send it to you? I'm like, swagger day. Yeah. Give me that free |
| 1:18.0 | free shit. I like to keep a corner of my house called the re-gifting suite. Yeah. And then |
| 1:24.0 | I just wait till I get enough of that shit and then send it to my family. And I look |
| 1:28.0 | like fucking Santa. A genius. Yeah. A Robin Hood, if you will. You know it take from those |
| 1:34.0 | corporations and give to the red neck sisters. But it really has been two weeks since we |
| 1:40.0 | see each other. We have traveled America separately. Yeah. And you know, we've been away |
| 1:46.5 | two weeks. That means each of us have lived a thousand lives. Absolutely. It's like one |
| 1:50.5 | of those things where I don't even know where to get started. I don't know either. Actually, |
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