TMGW# 90: Mamrie Saved a Lobster
This Might Get Weird
Grace Helbig
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🗓️ 5 August 2020
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This might get weird. Are we rolling? We're rolling. Oh, why cheers, Grace, |
| 0:08.4 | helping. She has made me hard. We are having a little half caffeine coffee. I've been really |
| 0:14.9 | putting it down. How do they do that? It sounds like witchcraft. Or a lie. Yeah, no, or I'm about to |
| 0:21.0 | have a panic attack because I decided to have a third cup. I wonder that too. When you get D-caf, |
| 0:27.2 | has a little bit of caffeine in it. I like traces. Same with I think with like non-acolic |
| 0:31.8 | beer. They're still like point. Oh, oh, whatever. Sure. But I've heard they roast the coffee for so |
| 0:38.7 | long. It gets the caffeine out. I'm not sure what does she's foodoo. I don't know, but my mom only |
| 0:43.5 | drinks half caffeinated like my whole life because she is very sensitive to caffeine. Oh, |
| 0:48.8 | oh. And so yeah, I probably am too, but I've like bulldoze ahead. I'm like, my body can take it. |
| 0:54.4 | It just shakes absolutely. No, I like it because it's fun to say half-caf. Can I do a half-caf |
| 1:00.9 | americano? Why are you saying it like a sexy baby? Like a sexy baby? I was trying to do like a |
| 1:07.5 | Kardashian. Oh, oh, maybe the bubble fry. Yeah, sexy baby. I always sounded like when people do |
| 1:14.5 | sexy baby talk. Yeah, like, no, I would never in a million years use baby talk to be sexual or |
| 1:22.3 | call my partner daddy. No, no, I think it's fucking weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. I |
| 1:29.0 | also have, um, I, we've talked about this before. Maybe the idea that I get cringed out when people |
| 1:36.3 | call their parents mommy and daddy as adults. Oh, yeah, we've talked about this. Yeah. Or mama and |
| 1:40.7 | that like mama and no, mama's fine. Mama's fine. I call my mom, but I wouldn't reference her. |
| 1:46.8 | I wouldn't be like, yeah, mama's coming over. It's not that they call a mommy and daddy. It's like |
| 1:52.3 | one they also reference it to people who aren't their children. Yes. Mm-hmm. You know, like my mommy. |
| 1:58.6 | It's like color Susan. Yeah. Yeah. She's Susan to me. How are you? Uh, I'm good. Sorry, I'm reading |
| 2:06.4 | the coffee mug that you have. I might look like I'm working, but in my head, I'm walking my |
| 2:11.5 | hairless Mexican dog or Mexican hairless dog. That was a gift for Mary. Wow. Yeah, that was a gift |
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