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Are we rolling? We're rolling home my word cheers grace helping. It is made me heart. Look at us. This is our first ever remotely podcast. I mean we've been doing this podcast. I think October will be two years. Two years so it's almost yeah almost two years and a year and three quarters a year you would say as a kid. Yes. Exactly. And we have worked so hard on avoiding recording remotely. So I know.

I know. So I know. Only happening now and I think we're going to do okay. I think we'll make it through. Here's the deal though. I've done two remote podcast one with you. Yeah for Rupert's one for another bananas podcast but this one it's like I'm so scared. I'm going to fuck it up.

I'm so fucking scared. Girl I do not too deep almost every week remotely and I still am like I don't know if I'm doing this right. This is the one that matters what's going on. I thought the recording equipment going I'm 100% doing a voice note on my phone. Nice.

The longest voice note just a case that happens. We have the zoom. I'm a nervous fucking wreck. I know. I don't know why this feels like a higher pressure situation when it shouldn't right now but we're doing it. It's going to be okay. I'm very excited.

Your three hours ahead of me so you're literally five o'clock somewhere it's only two here so I went I did an on alcoholic beer just to like feel like I'm on the same time zone as you. Thank you. I yeah for those that don't know I'm currently in Florida Elliot came back to do some family stuff and I came to support him but I you wouldn't know it because I haven't left our room because I don't want to. I got my hand sanitizer. I think it's gonna be okay.

I got all my masks here I got everything so you got there Saturday got here Saturday. Yeah we left Saturday morning. I think we we woke up at 4 a.m. and I hate that and traveled which is wild because we you know used to travel pretty frequently to the point that it isn't a scary thing at all and I truly forgot how to travel and then on top of that you're traveling in a pandemic.

So just so many layers to everything how was it. I'm so yeah layers and layers of masks got how was it well I will say that I have developed a new traveling technique that I will take with me in the future and that is that I ate an edible before I got on a flight.

Did you it was my god have you ever been stoned on a flight never never know I don't know I think I could get through security no we are the same type of person in that I know how to handle myself with a you know 4 a.m. bloody.

Mary but I don't know how to yes I don't know if I know how to handle myself with a 4 a.m. edible and turns out I do I got clear that's how I wonder why you do all the sudden yeah well the first thing that happened is we got in Uber you got clear wall on an edible yeah I don't know how it happened begging you to get clear I know we were on tour last summer every time we go to the airport I'm like a grace if you just had clear and be so much easier which is very funny because chip was like that with TSA with me.

Yeah we almost broke up several times. Yeah because he was like if you don't get TSA like we are dead on arrival. Uh-huh and then chip gave Ellie a code to get clear and he got clear and so he's been like you screaming at me to get clear so all of a sudden we float out of an Uber and suddenly I find myself with two employees trying to help me put my fingerprints onto the system because in my state I didn't understand which way to put my hand to get my fingerprints going. Oh my god.

Oh, I want to say for the people listening because I know clear is only at like certain airports. Yeah if you don't know where to talk about it's like one set past TSA where you go in you don't have to show your ID they literally you have your finger scans and then you skip the even the TSA the pre check line. It's like it's like a men in black situation they take a they take a photo of your eyeballs super up close and then they make you put your fingerprints in there and then they're just like go ahead.

And then so I'm excited to see to use it for the first time but I will say that we got really nice they were like gengham shirts.

Exactly when you're like at a picnic it was very casual. Yeah I felt like we were having peanut butter sandwiches with the crust cut off at some point. We were so casual.

No the most ridiculous part was just getting in the Uber to the airport and you know we're very much masked people and immediately gotten the Uber and had to cough and spent basically 30 minutes just trying to

wheel my body to swallow a cough back into it a little bit like your experience with the the protests and the gastrointestinal issues and you're just trying to like will it back into your body.

That's literally.

I know and I was just like do it but I ended up doing the 20 little like mouth clearing noises that weren't helpful at all.

Two things. Yeah one was the Uber driver wearing a mask. Yes. Okay.

If you yes to I think my least favorite physical sensation besides pain you know.

I'm is when you have to sneeze with your mouth closed yeah like when you I hate it like I do read it it is like an exorcism and I'm trying to keep the devil in my body the whole time.

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