TMGW #60: Grace Hates Mistletoe

This Might Get Weird

Grace Helbig

Tv & Film, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2019

⏱️ 36 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Grace and Mamrie answer Holiday related questions with tales of Crazy Holiday Parties, Holiday Traditions and their favorite Holiday Cocktails. For 20% off your first purchase, visit http://nativedeodorant.com and use promo code tmgw20 during checkout! Go to http://candidco.com/tmgw and use code TMGW to get $75 off. Sign up for your trial today at http://noom.com/weird. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This might get weird. Are we rolling? We're rolling.
0:07.0	She has grace, hell, baby. She has every heart.
0:09.0	It's done. Merry holidays to you. You are listening to this on
0:14.0	Christmast. On Christmast, if that's something you celebrate.
0:18.0	Or give a shit about. Yeah. Or whatever. I hope there's people celebrating
0:23.0	made up holidays that their parents did. Like, you know, like, you know,
0:27.0	on Seinfeld, how George Cassanza, they celebrated festivists. Yeah. Yeah.
0:32.0	Like guys for the rest of us. I hope that there's some made up holidays.
0:35.0	Well, that's the fun thing about parenthood. The only redeemable quality of
0:39.0	parenthood to me is that you can just make up a bunch of shit and explain it to
0:42.0	your child like it's fact. The only redeeming. The only fun thing about
0:47.0	reproducing. Yeah. Like Mary was like, Jesus, you're Lord.
0:51.0	Exactly. That could grow up with a fucking ego.
0:56.0	Yeah. I can't explain sex to you because I didn't have it to have you.
1:01.0	Your mom's a virgin who can't drive.
1:05.0	How there has to be some sort of clueless parody out there.
1:09.0	I hope so.
1:10.0	It's like a nativity scene was shared in the manger. Oh my God.
1:15.0	Yeah. So we currently, when you're listening to this, I am in Tokyo.
1:21.0	For some or somewhere in Japan. Yes. And I'm in the Tokyo of the US.
1:26.0	Jersey.
1:28.0	So we are recording this early because we wanted to still get you guys something on
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