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🗓️ 10 December 2025
⏱️ 54 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Think about cheese. |
| 0:02.0 | Make your thoughts cheesier. |
| 0:04.2 | Now add 100% chicken breast fillet, |
| 0:06.3 | Chipotle sauce and Amadea cheese melt. |
| 0:08.3 | And it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's. |
| 0:12.0 | Did we mention it's cheesy? |
| 0:13.9 | Cheese. |
| 0:15.8 | Availments with the 4th of Jan, 226 from 11 a.m. |
| 0:18.1 | Plus and participation may vary. |
| 0:19.2 | Subjects availability. |
| 0:23.8 | This might get weird. Are we rolling? We're rolling. Well, then cheers, Grace Helvin. |
| 0:28.2 | Cheers, baby, heart. You know what I realized? I realized when I just said, are we rolling like that? |
| 0:33.9 | Do you ever, okay, I get obviously stuck scrolling late night on TikTok and that's... Never. Never my life. That's a thing I got a break. But do you, I feel like once I do it for like 30 minutes, there's a certain TikTok that comes up that this girl is going, are you scrolling instead of going to bed? And I don't even remember what it's for. Wow. I just mimicked her voice. Are we rolling? |
| 0:55.3 | It's the same girl that doesn't. The same girl goes, are you scrolling instead of sleeping? And then it's, I don't know. It's an ad for something. It's an ad for something. Okay. Anyway. Wow. I've been feeling like I've been getting arthritis in my pointer finger specifically. And I'm like, this is so sad if that's what this is. I know. For the last like two days, my pointer finger, |
| 1:13.1 | in particular, the knuckle, I feel like it needs to like crack or something and it won't. And then I'm like, oh, is this what arthritis feels like? And if so, sad. We need just a little hand chiropractor. I feel like, that just cracks your hands. |
| 1:27.7 | This can't be good for the evolution. |
| 1:30.3 | Like arthritis, I feel like in our fingers especially, is going to be outrageous. |
| 1:35.9 | It's going to be outrageous. |
| 1:36.7 | And I wonder, we need robot hands. |
| 1:38.2 | I wonder if we're going to start like having a curvature to one hand. |
| 1:43.2 | Here's the thing. |
| 1:43.9 | By the time we evolved, like, we're just going to be, our phones are just going to be in our brains and we're just going to be sitting here like kicking out. You know what I mean? But I feel like the palm of my hand on my left hand, because I used to have a pop socket on the back of my phone that I think helped and then I lost it. And so I've just never replaced it. And now I cradle it in like the palm of my hand that I feel like the tissue has like calcified in this area from just holding my phone, which is again, sad. |
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