This might get weird. Are we rolling? We're rolling!

Well, the cheers grace, how big? Cheers, memory heart! Look at me. I'm a bad girl. I'm having a

seltzer instead of plain water. Whoa! Whoa! I can't do seltzers now. Really? Fuck with my gut. Yeah,

at least they did one time, and that is enough for me to be like, no more. They're done for now.

Wait, since chemo? Or just in general? Oh! After the first round, I was having a sensible seltzer

while on Zoom with my therapist. I love it. Best day ever. Yeah, and then halfway through,

I was like, oh my god. Something is, the bubbles are doing something, but I'm drinking an

electrolyte beverage, so I feel very athletic right now. Nice! I will say electrolyte. I think

that kind of won the name game. Like electrolyte sounds cool. Like I would have, if I was like a

science team, I'd want to be like, the electrolytes, you know what I mean? Yeah, like an American

gladiator. Yeah. Oh my god. We have to do the untold story of electrolyte. Oh my god. Your

bangs look great, by the way. Oh, really? They did not. I feel, I don't know. I don't know. I

keep doing the thing where I keep deciding, like, do I need to show more eyebrow? Do I completely

grow them out? Like, I'm in a very wishy, washy relationship with my bangs right now. Nice. That's

usually how it goes with bangs. I know. I feel like it's never going to be healthy and stable

when you have bangs. Exactly. Oh my god. What a time to be alive. Dude, we've had two very

adverse weeks. I mean, we smell a theme. I cannot wait to hear about it. You have so graciously

given me all of the, for lack of a better word, grace to like forego recording this week if I felt

bad. And I was like, absolutely not. I've only seen snippets of what you've been up to. And I

literally am going to be both a co-host and an audience member on this episode because I want to

hear everything that happened over the weekend. Well, I'm very tired right now. Hey, same.

There we go for, for vastly different reasons. Um, no, I had such a fun trip to, it was very

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