TMGW #145: Grace Bets On The Ponies
This Might Get Weird
Grace Helbig
4.9 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 September 2021
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This might get weird. Are we rolling? We're rolling. Oh my word. Cheers Grace. |
| 0:09.8 | Helping. Cheers, memory heart. I tell you what. It feels like it's midnight. I know. For you, it's what? |
| 0:17.6 | 7 p.m. 7.04. Wow. We are officially in countdown clock mode till Bachelor in Paradise. No pressure. |
| 0:26.9 | Are you watching? You clearly are watching. Is it awful? Well, you know, I mean, it is what it is. |
| 0:34.7 | Isn't that why people go? You know, it's kind of like Bachelor in Paradise is kind of the chain |
| 0:41.7 | restaurant that you know there's better food. Yeah. That's that like, do I eat at the Burbank |
| 0:48.1 | Airport or do I get on the flight and wait an hour? Yeah, and they get something delicious. It |
| 0:53.4 | truly is like convenient that it's on. Look, I haven't watched the last couple seasons of the |
| 0:59.4 | Bachelor or the Bachelor at like I mean, I'm too and I was just like, I can't do it once there was a |
| 1:03.5 | one that like, you know, had already picked the guy and pretended right. Right. But Bachelor in Paradise |
| 1:09.5 | is different because it's just like hot idiots. Yeah, no, I used to watch Bachelor in Paradise and I |
| 1:16.6 | liked it because it's people that have gone through the show. No way they've signed up for and have |
| 1:22.7 | agreed to up the ante place. Yeah, I have agreed to put themselves back through that. And so to me, |
| 1:32.3 | it also seems a little bit less like people, I mean, this is the whole thing looking for love. |
| 1:38.7 | You wait, it is people looking for love. Right. But it feels like if they're going on Bachelor |
| 1:42.6 | in Paradise, it seems like cloud chasing versus love. Well, here's the deal though. |
| 1:47.3 | Here's the deal is that there are more marriages and children out of Bachelor in Paradise |
| 1:54.2 | than the Bachelor in Bachelor at. Wow. Okay. Because think about it. If you went on like the Bachelor |
| 1:59.7 | or or or what have you and you got there and the person that everyone is vying for seemed great |
| 2:07.3 | in their season and was edited well and whatever. And you get there and you truly don't feel chemistry. |
| 2:12.3 | Yeah, but in Bachelor Paradise, you still have a chance of getting fucked. Yes, because there's new |
| 2:18.2 | people coming every week. This is not sponsored by Bachelor. I swear to God, I've had the Bachelor |
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