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This Might Get Weird

TMGW #129: Mamrie’s Shark Tank Pitch

This Might Get Weird

Grace Helbig

Tv & Film, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.97.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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This week Grace and Mamrie discuss what they do when home alone, Trading Spaces, Dog Restaurants and Doug the Pug. Go to http://firstleaf.com/tmgw to join today and get 6 bottles of wine for $29.95 and free shipping! For a limited time, get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code TMGW2021. Go to http://brooklinen.com and use promo code GETWEIRD for $20 off a minimum purchase of $100. Go to http://upstart.com/tmgw to find out how Upstart can lower your monthly rate today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This might get weird. Are we rolling? Yes we are!

0:08.0

Well then, a motherfucking cheese grace helping. Cheers, memory heart! If you can't tell, I'm overcompensating with energy because I'm tired!

0:17.0

No! We're both just commiserating about how exhausted we are today. And so if we sound a little like we just did cocaine before this, that's just overcompensating.

0:28.0

And 100% is just trying to like mask our fatigue. Which I have no reason to be tired, I don't think.

0:35.0

Same, I think Elliot's out of town this weekend so when I'm home by myself, I get into the immediate...

0:42.0

Do you party or do you relax? I rage! I rage by myself and then I get upset that I can't fucking chill out because I'm like...

0:50.0

The parents are away, I got knocked out to myself, goose, it's ladies night!

0:54.0

Literally, when I picture Elliot going out of town, I picture 2011 grace, like turning on silly music, like ABBA, and like taking shots out of the freezer.

1:06.0

It's basically exactly that. Just being like, you know what I'm gonna do?

1:10.0

Make a dirty martini at home. Exactly! That's grace by yourself to me.

1:15.0

Yeah, just sprinkled with some schoolwork here and there that just grows. Overly encourages me to go hard at night by myself.

1:24.0

Well because you're like, schools out, like... I can't imagine if I was in school. I would be like... I would consider this summer...

1:32.0

Yeah. Like party time. Yeah, well school, I'm in the mode now where I have to do my final papers and projects for this school.

1:40.0

Can you do it in parody songs? Well, we're gonna find out. We're gonna see.

1:44.0

I'm considering a lot of the drunk dancing I've been doing alone in my house, art research for what I wanna come up with.

1:53.0

Wow. But I'm also resisting having to do that work, which, you know, just lets me party more by myself.

2:00.0

Yeah, no, I hear you. Whenever Chip goes out of town, like the first little bit, it is kind of like...

2:05.0

It's so stupid because even when he's here, there's no reason why I wouldn't just be drinking wine and sweatpants and watching TV.

2:11.0

Yeah. Yeah. If he exact same thing. Exactly. But for some reason, when you're by yourself, it feels like self-care.

2:17.0

Oh, it's like, oh my god, I haven't let myself really let go like this one. That's not true.

2:22.0

Not true at all. He got home last night and I was like, immediately like, would you like me to make you a cocktail?

2:28.0

Yeah. Because I was a prohibition, air a bartender for all of quarantine. And then I missed it. And he was like, oh yeah, that would be a nice, you know, nice treat.

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