TMGW #129: Mamrie’s Shark Tank Pitch
This Might Get Weird
Grace Helbig
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🗓️ 12 May 2021
⏱️ 52 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This might get weird. Are we rolling? Yes we are! |
| 0:08.0 | Well then, a motherfucking cheese grace helping. Cheers, memory heart! If you can't tell, I'm overcompensating with energy because I'm tired! |
| 0:17.0 | No! We're both just commiserating about how exhausted we are today. And so if we sound a little like we just did cocaine before this, that's just overcompensating. |
| 0:28.0 | And 100% is just trying to like mask our fatigue. Which I have no reason to be tired, I don't think. |
| 0:35.0 | Same, I think Elliot's out of town this weekend so when I'm home by myself, I get into the immediate... |
| 0:42.0 | Do you party or do you relax? I rage! I rage by myself and then I get upset that I can't fucking chill out because I'm like... |
| 0:50.0 | The parents are away, I got knocked out to myself, goose, it's ladies night! |
| 0:54.0 | Literally, when I picture Elliot going out of town, I picture 2011 grace, like turning on silly music, like ABBA, and like taking shots out of the freezer. |
| 1:06.0 | It's basically exactly that. Just being like, you know what I'm gonna do? |
| 1:10.0 | Make a dirty martini at home. Exactly! That's grace by yourself to me. |
| 1:15.0 | Yeah, just sprinkled with some schoolwork here and there that just grows. Overly encourages me to go hard at night by myself. |
| 1:24.0 | Well because you're like, schools out, like... I can't imagine if I was in school. I would be like... I would consider this summer... |
| 1:32.0 | Yeah. Like party time. Yeah, well school, I'm in the mode now where I have to do my final papers and projects for this school. |
| 1:40.0 | Can you do it in parody songs? Well, we're gonna find out. We're gonna see. |
| 1:44.0 | I'm considering a lot of the drunk dancing I've been doing alone in my house, art research for what I wanna come up with. |
| 1:53.0 | Wow. But I'm also resisting having to do that work, which, you know, just lets me party more by myself. |
| 2:00.0 | Yeah, no, I hear you. Whenever Chip goes out of town, like the first little bit, it is kind of like... |
| 2:05.0 | It's so stupid because even when he's here, there's no reason why I wouldn't just be drinking wine and sweatpants and watching TV. |
| 2:11.0 | Yeah. Yeah. If he exact same thing. Exactly. But for some reason, when you're by yourself, it feels like self-care. |
| 2:17.0 | Oh, it's like, oh my god, I haven't let myself really let go like this one. That's not true. |
| 2:22.0 | Not true at all. He got home last night and I was like, immediately like, would you like me to make you a cocktail? |
| 2:28.0 | Yeah. Because I was a prohibition, air a bartender for all of quarantine. And then I missed it. And he was like, oh yeah, that would be a nice, you know, nice treat. |
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