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🗓️ 10 February 2021
⏱️ 51 minutes
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0:13.0 | This might get weird. Well, are we rolling? We are rolling maybe hard. Cheers Grace, hell, dude. We are having a delicious fruity sour beer on back on my beer bullshit. |
0:28.0 | Yeah, but this doesn't if you just gave me this in a glass and I would say it's like a mixed drink. It's breakfast. Yeah, it looks almost like a Valentine's day bloody Mary. Oh my God. Have you do you have anything ready for Valentine's day? The answer is no absolutely nothing. Well, yeah, because we're what five days out four days out from Valentine's day. I think we're exactly one week. No, or six days. It's on the 14th. 14. It doesn't work. No, it doesn't, but you know what's annoying. What is that? Get into the annoying. |
0:58.0 | It's actually not annoying. It's just chip ordered me something. And so I know it's in a box in our living room. And he's like, this is Valentine's Day. Do you want to go and open it? And I was like, no, and also I have nothing for you. |
1:14.0 | I mean, Elliot's birthday is like the week after Valentine's Day. So I'm kind of like smashing the. You get to do a holiday combo. Yeah, big time big time. Do you think in reality though? That means you get him more than you would if they were separate or you actually have to get him less stuff because it's too combined. You know what I mean? Like that's a massive question. I'm trying to just be like, you know those kids who's like birthdays were on December 23rd. And you're like, did you, do you get fucked or do you get amazing? Right. |
1:43.0 | I'm holding a pen. It's very threatening this year. I just I've got him something that I think is really fun. |
1:52.0 | Does he miss barcass just telling me my. So I'm not I don't want to risk it. Okay. But I got him something that I think is really fun and good for like his hobbies and working in the house. So it's like an activity kind of thing. |
2:06.0 | But I also like cleaning supplies. Is this a way for you to get him to great. That would be I mean, would that be an asshole gift to give someone cleaning supplies. I feel like I feel like back in the day when you would watch like a sitcom in the 80s or 90s and the wife. |
2:20.0 | You know, like the wife on everybody loves Raymond would be like, oh, just buster. Thanks a lot. |
2:27.0 | That's right. I mean, I've got put on hand lotion and bed. That bitch was putting on hand lotion every god damn scene where they went to bed. I see I never really watched everybody loves Raymond. My parents, they loved it. They were one of the everybody. |
2:43.0 | I was going to say everybody I don't think so. No, like in general, I think sitcom wives are always like it's just when they get in bed. They like put on lotion. I'm like, I've never done that my entire life. No, I can't say that I've ever sat down before bed and made sure that my hands were moisturized. |
3:01.0 | I don't know if I've ever even just put lotion on my hands unless they are like cracked open from when I've only put them on this last year because yeah, I'll literally go to like grab a fork and then it just goes crack crack crack across my knuckles. |
3:15.0 | And I'm like, well, they shouldn't be bleeding in the summer, I guess. |
3:19.0 | It's for washing my hands so much. That's true. And alcohol from all the hands. I get it. I feel like my hands have aged three decades since this pandemic started. I got full on which hands. My hands never they never looked my age to begin. |
3:34.0 | I'm going to be out of here. My hands have always looked like a 90 year old woman that has worked on a farm for entire life. |
3:43.0 | Your hands look like a witch turned an old lady into a young beautiful woman like you forgot the hands. |
3:51.0 | But like stopped at the rest of the gloves and she forgot to get them. Yeah, I look like I work harder than I do. |
3:57.0 | My hands would not suggest I've worked on the internet for the last 10 years. |
4:03.0 | I look like I've been putting like car parts together. |
4:07.0 | Really? Mechanic hands. No, okay. Sorry. Everybody loves dreaming. Oh, but I feel like in sitcoms, they would always be like offensive when the wife got, you know, and they'd have to have a talk later. |
4:17.0 | A glass. You got me. |
4:20.0 | What's an offensive for what? What's a cleaning supply? A mop? I guess. |
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