Shut up!

Now, I'm gonna tell you something that's gonna hit you in the head like a shot.

Now, from what I understand, the LAPS fan wrestling podcast is up for an award.

Now, I don't know what kind of award it is, and quite frankly, I don't care.

All I know is that they're up for something called a sports podcast award,

and the award they're up for is the best wrestling podcast.

Now, I ask you something.

If you're not going to vote for them, I ask you why.

Is it because they're the newcomer after 10 years?

Is it because they're not a big movie star like Hulk Hogan, the big immortal one himself?

All I'm saying, I look at you in the eyes and I say it's real simple.

Now you go and you vote for the lapsed fan, the same as you go and you send 150 cans of

vienna sausages to St.

Mary's Cathedral.

If you go and vote for a laps fan

and you give them everything you got,

I'll send you

an autograph pitcher

because it doesn't matter who they're up against.

It could be Rick Flair. It could be Sean Michaels. Because it doesn't matter. Because I'm going to tell you something. And if you

end up being like my boy, Frank,

who doesn't vote for anything,

...