It's the lapsed fan wrestling podcast with Jack and Carnassio and J.P. Sorrow.

We've got an exciting Christmas program lined up for these folks.

The billion-dollar man is on Santa.

We've been good little boys this year.

I don't know, right, Tony. Oh, have we ever, Dean. It's an artificial tree, so I did it. The billion-dollar man is bought Santa! We've been good little boys this year. I'm so cool.

Have we ever, Dean?

It's an artificial tree, so I did an artificial job of trimming.

Kindness is only exceeded by your integrity to adjust.

Olive, the other reindeer, the lapsed fan.

Everybody's got a price for the million-dollar man.

Even Santa Claus himself.

No, say it's not so.

Stockholm just start Santa Claus.

Interior, citrus bowl, night.

The fireworks have long since faded, and the crowd is pouring out of these are so

you know these are four these are different this is a different story oh yeah we're going through

several number two yeah yeah this is story number two great you knew that yes uh the firework you want to do

this for us right at to jack mamasaro as we start a new story here. Just read from the top. Oh, okay.

Do I say citrus bowl?

Sure.

Citrus bowl night.

The fireworks have long since faded.

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