TLDRI: The Pigs Won't Be There??
Best Gabe Ever
Gabe S. Dunn | Noted Bisexual Inc.
4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 26 November 2025
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Going hardcore from the beginning. r/justnofamily brings a tale of a mother in law forcing unmarried older sisters to dance in a pig trough during the wedding reception. Can animals talk with buttons? An OP learns that they don't like dating multiple people while their partner does -- but they're still polyam. A parent worries their children are idiots. A front desk worker watches two people have an insane break up where they spill all the tea in the lobby. Hunter Biden is hot. Zohran is hot. An OP wonders if all American parents are so strict with their children. And finally, Chinese zodiac signs.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to Too Long Did Read It. |
| 0:07.9 | Everyone's absolute favorite. |
| 0:09.9 | They can't stop raving about it. |
| 0:11.8 | It's taking the street by storm show about Reddit. |
| 0:17.8 | Simple. |
| 0:18.8 | Keep it simple. |
| 0:26.8 | I went top heavy this time okay i went top heavy this time okay i like it yeah flexing flexing different muscles there's you know we got to have variety so this is deeply |
| 0:35.7 | hurtful um I will share. |
| 0:49.1 | It has to do with my other podcast, Starter Marriage, where someone commented on a YouTube video that they already didn't like that I sing a little song for marriage moments. |
| 0:54.2 | And that now that we discuss my song each episode, that's even worse for them. |
| 0:56.0 | Then go away and don't comment. |
| 0:57.0 | Skip it. |
| 0:58.9 | Why not just skip it? |
| 1:03.8 | Well, I just, I really cut me to the core that someone doesn't like my little songs. |
| 1:05.9 | Why do you have to announce that? |
| 1:07.8 | Just skip that part. |
| 1:09.8 | I don't like the cold open to behind the bastards. |
| 1:10.6 | I just skip it. Wow, I thought you were about to say something you didn't like the cold open to behind the bastards. I just skip it. |
| 1:14.0 | Wow, I thought you were about to say something you didn't like about start a marriage. |
| 1:14.7 | No. |
| 1:17.7 | You don't listen, so that would be too hard. |
| 1:19.0 | I listened to my episode. |
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