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Best Gabe Ever

TLDRI: Talking To You Man-To-Man with Charlie James

Best Gabe Ever

Gabe S. Dunn | Noted Bisexual Inc.

Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness, Education, Mental Health, Personal Journals, Relationships, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Self-improvement

4.83.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Charlie James is back to talk about what to do when someone's home keeps getting invaded because others think it is an AirBNB. Gabe has beef with people who don't keep an eye on their dogs. A friend of Gabe's has to fly to another country to pick up their missing dog who went on an adventure. In r/stories, a man pretends to be a woman's boyfriend and doesn't realize what he really did. Is this person the asshole for only wanting people to come over if they've made an effort to communicate with his deaf step-daughter? 


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Too Long Did Read It, everyone's favorite deep dive into Reddit.

0:10.0

Again, we salute Allison Raskin for her contributions to this show.

0:14.1

Too Long Did Read It is a show where I find subredits on Reddit to talk about or look at.

0:19.8

Our guest is Charlie James. Do you want to tell my

0:22.2

audience who you are and what you do? Yes, I'm Charlie and I am a comedian, among other things.

0:28.7

I'll just stick with comedian. Now we're back. We're back to being like, nah. No, I liked what

0:34.5

you said. I liked, I liked, uh, if you liked, uh, if you liked Charlie, it's, uh, head over to last week where we did best game ever together. Yeah, I was really excited to talk about my game. I'm so glad you had one. I was really happy that it was, I don't spoil it, but if you go listen to you, you'll find out Charlie's best Gabe ever, which was maybe one of our best ones.

0:56.5

You got to have a game in real life.

0:58.0

Yes, thank you.

0:59.4

I also like people who have chosen fictional Gables.

1:01.5

You don't see a lot of those.

1:02.8

Oh, yeah.

1:03.7

You see some iconic ones, though.

1:05.5

The office?

1:06.6

That's the one.

1:07.4

That's sort of the one.

1:08.4

Yeah, I haven't talked about him yet. I'm saving it. Good. The actor who plays him is really involved in Los Angeles in the political scene. I see him everywhere. So shout out to that guy. Which is a huge relief, by the way. Like, it's so nice when a guy, really anybody is like, you find out they're actually a good person. They've like cool politics that you agree with and you're like okay i feel so relaxed i'm gonna save that for next week but yes having the ability

1:33.8

to see someone who you're like you could easily be a comedy douchebag not be amazing huge okay

1:40.1

so this is a are mildly infuriating the description description of it is just a keyboard smashing. So that's funny. I like that. Okay. People think my house is an Airbnb. Twice now, people have tried to enter my house after dark, mixing it up for the neighbor's house where they list a single room for rent on an Airbnb. The last one was at 1.30 a.m. last night. The first time the people decided to try to go through the backyard when they found the front door locked. I'm pretty diligent about locking my door, and I have found it unlocked on occasion in the morning. I'm so afraid that one of these days I'm going to wake up to the sound of people in my house or get up in the morning and find strangers have made themselves at home. I just found out that my German Shepherd dog has cancer, so that security will be gone.

2:22.4

Edited. To clarify, and a blanket apology to everyone I annoyed. Sorry I've been spending time

2:27.2

in the German Shepherd Dog forums a lot lately, researching other people's experience with this

2:31.4

particular cancer. My brain defaulted to the abbreviation. I guess they abbreviated it as GSD. What is that? What is bad about that? Oh, German Shepherd people do that all the time. I don't know why that's bad. Why would it be, why would it be bad to say GSD? Does it stand for something else? I don't know. People are dumb. Anyway, I guess now I'm canceled. Yeah, we both said something horrible. Fine. You know, it's like Jesus, take the wheel. Okay. Yeah, why not? So, so what, what can we do? And I had never considered this. This had never occurred to me until I saw this. Okay, I would hang a cheeky little sign in my window and I would be like, this isn't your Airbnb, it's next door. Like I would just, I'd be like, this happens enough that a sign is being made. Could you, would you go talk to the neighbors? I would probably mention it. Yeah, I'd be like, hey, I think people get confused if you can label it better, you know, in your directions. Because also sometimes you get to an Airbnb and they're like,

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