TLDRI: If I Could Sing I’d Be Unbearable with Drew Burnett Gregory
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Gabe S. Dunn | Noted Bisexual Inc.
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🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Do terrible people deserve terrible obituaries? (Tw: sexual assault) A beauty guru scandal leads to a lovely conversation about transness and filtering and editing photos. A question about needing hobbies brings an answer about IQ and intelligence standards.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to T-L-D-R-I. Too Long did read it. Everyone's favorite. Gooba diving to the bottom of the ocean. What's this? We found dinosaurs down here. That's crazy. Do you think they lived in the water or not? We don't know. I'm not a scientist. Hashtag Jurassic Park. With me today is |
| 0:22.7 | Drew Burnett Gregory. Do you want to remind my people who you are and what you do because you were here |
| 0:28.0 | last week as well? Yes, I am a writer and a filmmaker. Perfect. And we're back. |
| 0:34.0 | Sometimes simple as best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. so this is a show where we go through subredits that I haven't explored before. |
| 0:43.0 | And this one made me laugh extremely hard. |
| 0:46.0 | This is a subreddit that I found yesterday that I'm so happy that I found. |
| 0:49.6 | And it's called Our Salty Obituaries, brutally Honest Obituaries about not so great people. Before we read, |
| 0:57.0 | would you ever do this? Um, I wouldn't do this to someone in my, like in my life. I think we could |
| 1:03.7 | do it a lot more with people who are politicians or are famous in some way. Like when George W. Bush |
| 1:10.3 | dies, I'm not going to be mourning him. |
| 1:13.6 | So... |
| 1:14.4 | It reminds me of Henry Kissinger. |
| 1:16.0 | When Henry Kissinger died, and everyone tried to say, oh, he was a good guy. |
| 1:20.1 | Like, what? |
| 1:21.3 | Like, I would... |
| 1:22.3 | If I had, like, a grumpy uncle or something, |
| 1:25.0 | I think I understand family dynamics too much to like not just feel a little |
| 1:29.7 | bit sad. Like I hope everyone can like find peace by the time they end their life. It's not |
| 1:34.6 | ending their own life. Sure, sure, sure, sure. By the time their life ends, but like a lot of people |
| 1:38.6 | don't. And so, I mean, it depends also how bad the thing is. But if someone was just like a little bit grumpy, I mean, I think it's very funny, |
| 1:45.9 | but I don't think personally I would do that. |
| 1:48.8 | A lot of the ones that I saw, which I'm not going to read, that were kind of satisfying |
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