TLDRI: I Don’t Want To Be In The Vatican, I Want To Be In A Cave

Just Between Us

Allison Raskin, Gabe S. Dunn | Diamond MPrint Productions

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4.8 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Allison is deep into “Sally” TikTok. Gabe has lost faith in humanity because of one subreddit Allison proposes, but learns to love it again from another. More politicians should quit. R/AmITheAsshole brings us an OP who wants to ask her sister to wash her hair before being a bridesmaid in her wedding. A guy on R/ThatHappened keeps bragging about wild sex stories, among other unrealistic events. Gabe cleanses the palate with r/RandomActsOfKindness and two tales of contact lenses. How do we feel about Christmas?

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Too Long did read it.
0:10.3	Everyone's favorite investigation uncovering.
0:14.4	Oh my God, can you believe what I read?
0:16.8	Let me send it to everyone I know.
0:18.5	Why didn't anyone write back?
0:20.1	It was so funny of Reddit. Oh. Why didn't anyone write back? It was so funny of Reddit.
0:22.9	Oh, why didn't anybody write back?
0:25.0	I sent you a TikTok yesterday, Gabe, and you didn't reply.
0:28.4	Yeah.
0:29.1	Sometimes I can't watch TikToks because, you know, it's loud and I'm somewhere where I can't watch it.
0:36.2	You can just most TikToks, you don't need volume. Okay, I'll take that under advisement. But what if I just have a set time where it's like viewing time? Really? Yeah. And so I'm gathering the texts and this stuff to view it later. I'm not on it. I don't want to be on it. You're not on it anymore? But I'm on reels. I don't like look at it and I don't post to it. But you didn't cancel your thing. No, it's still there. But yeah, I just, I just think it's too fast-paced and I don't know what's going on on it. It's too fast-paced. Okay, so Melissa has having internet problems, so she'll be jumping in and out of this episode, which is make fun time for her.
1:19.1	One of the things I've become very, like, a part of, like is that role model Sally thing.
1:26.6	Do you know about this? The singer role model has a song and every time
1:31.7	he plays it live, he brings a different audience member out to be Sally. And the song's like,
1:37.4	Sally. And it's like, it's a great song. And at like what he was like beginning, it was like just like
1:43.3	random audience members and stuff. But now that it's like become bigger beginning it was like just like random audience members and stuff
1:45.1	but now that it's like become bigger it's like he had Natalie Portman came out when he was
1:50.7	performing at Madison's guard Kate Hudson came out during a festival and it's just like I feel
1:56.6	like I'm a part of I don't even listen to any of his other music. I'm just like a part of like this like Sally.
2:02.6	Like I can't wait to see who the next Sally is.
2:06.3	Wow.
2:07.5	That's a really good way.
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