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Best Gabe Ever

TLDRI: I Don't Love It When It's Stinky Stinky

Best Gabe Ever

Gabe S. Dunn | Noted Bisexual Inc.

Mental Health, Personal Journals, Sexuality, Self-improvement, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy, Education, Relationships, Health & Fitness

4.83.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

tw: fatphobia and anti-fat bias Our trio's deep dive begins with a subreddit for long hair that provides loving support if you want your hair to touch the ground. Allison then reads a r/menwritingwomen post that is so cringey we'd understand if you can't listen or want to rip your ears off. Next, r/HelpMeFind brings us a fun cat toy that Gabe has actually contemplated buying and sparks a conversation about lost things. Finally, wholesome updates on a growing asparagus, Allison is the new cartoonist for Dilbert, Melisa finds a relevant subreddit faster than Gabe or Allison ever could, and stories about bad summer camp haircuts. Also, fatphobia in action. Oy.  This has been a Forever Dog production  Produced by Melisa D. Monts Post-Production by Coco Llorens Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. To listen to this podcast ad-free  Sign up for Forever Dog Plus at foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus And make sure to follow us on Twitter, instagram and Facebook at ForeverDogTeam to keep up with all of the latest Forever Dog News Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0

Forever!

0:08.4

Welcome back to Too Long Did Read It.

0:12.9

Everyone's favorite weekly exploration of the ins, the outs, the ups, the downs, the gooey insides, the hard-experiors of Reddit.

0:22.8

Wow!

0:24.0

Two descriptive for me.

0:26.5

I'm sorry. I'll reel it back for next week.

0:28.5

Thank you.

0:31.0

I continue to be so thankful for all of the listeners who send in Reddit suggestions, which is how I'd like to get this party started.

0:40.4

Go on.

0:41.4

One reader suggested long hair Reddit, and they said,

0:45.7

this community is wild and so intense, and I do not understand their motivation for wanting hair to the floor, even though I do remember that beat something I wanted in elementary school.

0:57.8

I feel like I wanted that in elementary school as well, and I think I maybe had it for a brief period of time.

1:02.3

You had hair to the floor?

1:03.9

Oh, no, to my butt.

1:05.7

Oh my god.

1:06.9

Nats to the floor.

1:08.1

Okay, this is actually horrible, but I went to a Jewish school and a lot of the very religious girls had hair way long, literally down to the floor.

1:17.4

Wow.

1:17.9

And they would wear it tied up and stuff, because I think it was just a religion thing.

1:22.2

It's in the Bible.

1:24.2

I think it was somebody with the S, their strength.

1:27.9

Sam!

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