Hey guys, this is just a quick update between episodes. I am sad to report that the Twitter war between Alex and I has gotten more vicious and more nasty.

Alex threatened to write a song, telling people not to follow me, which feels obsessive.

And so as a preemptive strike, I commissioned a song from Matt Farley, explaining why you should not follow Alex on Twitter.

That'll play in just a second.

Secondly, Alex is sort of annoyed because people keep congratulating me on episodes that he did,

for instance last week's episode about the million dollar homepage. So please tweet at me

at PJ Vote and congratulate me for other things from Alex's life. He just moved to a nice house in New Jersey.

He has a cat that he loves named Queen Pretty.

He was in a band with Andrew WK called Lab Lobotomy in high school.

Please feel free to tweet at me and congratulate me for having done any of those things.

I think it'll make him really mad.

All right, here's the Matt Farley song. Check him out

on Twitter at Moturn Media, M-O-T-E-R-N media. See you guys later this week. Would you ever want to

read a tweet that references Logan's run? No, no. Of course you wouldn't. That would be no fun.

I bought a bunch of tweets of pictures of cats.

No, no!

Of course you don't want anything like that.

Sing it!

Follow PJ, don't follow Alex.

Follow PJ, don't follow Alex.

Follow PJ, don't follow Alex.

Alex's tweets, they never get paid

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