All right. Did you get all your notes? I did. Good. You got to put your headphones on

before we start the show. Otherwise, they're on backwards. No. Right. I had it right.

How do you put on t-shirts? Seriously, do you get confused about pay-ins? I know what I do.

I'm probably putting on shirts backwards. Help me. Help me. Hello. This is Captain

Poodle speaking. Are you ready to find love? That's a boy, maybe. Love.

Exciting and new. The one-line. They're cat-bushing you. Shocker.

I'm saying. Soon you'll be flying to parts unknown. 90-day Beyonce. Married someone you've only met on your phone.

Be the French or Chinese of Ren New K1 visa's the key. The key to what, Poodle?

Love. It's 90-day gay. Let's love.

I'm y'all. Welcome to the tell-all. Welcome to the 90-day gays. The tell-all. Part G. Part D. Part D. Part D. I'm out. I'm Matt aka Matti. And I'm Poodle.

JK-8. JK. James Jacob Anthony. Tell us his security. We're three, seven, one, four, four, dick. What have I just got my

Social Security number changed to dick? I don't think that's possible to change your Social Security number. Yes it is. It is? Yes. Why wouldn't you? I have one friend that her father is a borderline

Narcissistic and tried to murder someone and she doesn't want him to find her. That's a good reason. That's a good reason. That's a good reason. I think it's quite difficult but it is possible. That's a good reason. That's sorry you asked.

Yeah. All right. All right. Didn't expect it to go that way. Y'all got deep quick. Do we have any announcements from just 24 hours ago when we did this show?

No. I think the world is the same. To our listener that we talked about your nine year old child. Listen to his show. Who emailed Jackie frantically and said, no, no I don't want my nine year old child.

I'm a good mother don't take my baby away. Just let him listen to the theme song. Not without my Clarice. Not without that daughter. We weren't shading you. We actually thought it was funny.

I actually thought the picture of the ear kid drew was really sweet. That made you cry. That was what made you cry.

Like the while we brought it up was to basically just we're making fun of it saying don't look at watch the show. But you know what?

You'll do whatever you want with your kids. This is a cissy cation. But well that's kind of abuse. But maybe maybe not everything. What do you say cissy?

It's a cissy cation. That's no. No. I don't like it. Yeah, I know I understand where it also could be. It's just bad. It all actually.

It's a cissy cation. It's your welcome. Yeah, because a cissy cation is a cissy squawk vacation vacation.

Which could be happening. Don't teach something. We don't know. We're not going anywhere. No, I thought we were talking about what we talked about today.

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