TLCs 90 DAY FIANCÉ: 0706 "Premature Departure"
Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle
Matt Marr
4.8 • 6.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 December 2019
⏱️ 95 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm waiting for five minutes because Poodle said he was hot and he said he was cold. |
| 0:10.0 | Then he had to take off his pants. |
| 0:11.5 | Then he had to put on shorts. |
| 0:13.0 | I'm just waiting to do the show, to deliver to y'all the show that we like to do for you. |
| 0:18.0 | You ambush me. |
| 0:19.0 | You ambush me. |
| 0:20.0 | I did ambush you because I've been waiting for ten fucking minutes to do this show. |
| 0:23.0 | You have not. |
| 0:24.0 | You'll be waiting for two minutes. |
| 0:25.0 | I have aged. |
| 0:26.0 | My boat's off his worn down. |
| 0:27.0 | I'm not waiting for anything good is worth waiting for except your virginity. |
| 0:32.0 | I always need to get that shit to get up. |
| 0:34.0 | You went on a date and he said I'd like to wait and you just sat on his face like, |
| 0:38.0 | oh yeah, this whole wait. |
| 0:41.0 | You even put on you even put on your thing today about having a going on three dates |
| 0:47.0 | before kissing the guy. |
| 0:49.0 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:50.0 | You need to get it done before three dates. |
| 0:53.0 | You need to get it done by the second date to decide if you want to know. |
| 0:57.0 | To figure it out. |
| 0:58.0 | I agree. |
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