TJG: Vanderpump & The Valley!

Two Judgey Girls

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🗓️ 18 April 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

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The universe has told us that we are both not allowed to take time off at the same time because WOW what a week of news! We catch up on all the Monday bombshells plus we recap VPR and The Valley. Sperm donor parties, Ariana finally feeling the redemption of staying in the house because Tom can’t afford it, plus Scheana’s newest ~~song~~ lullaby! We can’t get enough of Jax’s cleaning, Brittany’s puking (and stingrays?!), Michelle repulsion of Jesse and Kristen being Kristen! Come judge with us!

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0:00.0	You're going to. Welcome back to two G G girls. This is Mary from the bay and it's Courtney from L.A. and I will just say it's like we take we are never allowed to have time off at the same time because it's like the
0:29.2	Bravo sphere is like oh are they both gone fuck this all the stuff is coming out and it's like oh my and you know and I have to say thank you to all the jurors who listen and send us
0:40.1	d. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. being like, where the hell are you? We're back, baby.
0:44.0	We needed some, we needed some paid time off.
0:47.4	You know what I mean?
0:48.4	I'm always looking for paid time off.
0:50.4	Always looking for the paid time off. And it lovely to have but I will tell you as I was driving back from Coachella on Sunday my friend or Monday my friend was driving and she had to go into the office in the afternoon so we're like like, we got to leave early, beat the traffic,
1:04.1	because if you don't leave for a certain time,
1:05.5	it takes you four to five hours to get back from Palm Springs,
1:07.9	which is usually two hours about to get out there.
1:10.8	So we leave, and I'm just sitting there first off. First off I make her put on the
1:15.9	caller daddy Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jocewa podcast because I'm like I'm obsessed with Jojo Sewa.
1:22.3	I'm obsessed with Jojo Sewa. I'm obsessed because she's crazy and it's like I can't
1:27.2	get enough because she is drinking her own Kool-Aid and it's fascinating Like it is just fascinating and I feel bad for it because she's 20 years old and she will hopefully,
1:38.1	maybe hopefully, like in like 10, 15 years look back and be like what the hell.
1:42.4	But anyway, so I'm listening and everything just keeps popping up and I'm like can I I'm like oh my God I can't I'm like I'm posting one thing like oh my God something else happened oh my God something else happened and it's like you can't you couldn't catch a break I will go into
1:55.5	everything I got on a flight at 7 a.m. Austin time so nothing had happened quite yet you know and then I got off the flight I like
2:07.4	turned on you know my Instagram right away and I was like oh my gosh Robin
2:12.2	officially fired wow okay well I'm gonna post that wow
2:15.9	okay that's some juicy gossip next thing I know Candice
2:21.7	pregnant I bow down I know Candice, Candice, pregnant.
2:23.0	I bow down to Candace for announcing that the exact same day.
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