TJG: The Valley Season 3 Premiere!
Two Judgey Girls
Two Judgey Girls
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🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 29 minutes
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We recap the season 3 premiere of The Valley. Brittany is thriving with a tan and new beau, Kristen and Luke are figuring out parenthood, Michelle is trying to get a divorce, Lacy has entered the chat and Jesse wants them to be a modern family, Janet is on the outs with the group, Jasmine is planning her wedding, Zack is having Benji move in (totally legal) and Luke may be Lala's sperm donor. Come judge with us!
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| 0:00.0 | Back to two judgy girls. This is Mary from the Bay. |
| 0:18.4 | And it's Courtney from L.A. |
| 0:20.5 | And it's the premiere of, what's season around three now of the Valley? |
| 0:26.5 | Why did we have to even have a taking down of the Jack's sign? |
| 0:31.2 | He's gone. |
| 0:32.4 | Let's not even mention him. |
| 0:34.1 | I don't even care if it's to say that the bar is gone. |
| 0:36.4 | We don't need any reminder of this man. |
| 0:40.4 | Oh, I loved that. I feel like it was very symbolic and it's like this isn't the end of him. It's over. We're done. Bye, Jacks. |
| 0:50.6 | He'll probably be back next season. No, that's not happening. |
| 0:54.7 | That's kind of the rumors that if he's good for one season, he can come back. |
| 0:58.9 | He don't need him. |
| 1:00.7 | It's also crazy to me that he really is not in the press. |
| 1:05.5 | We haven't heard about him in a very long time. |
| 1:07.7 | He's kept super quiet. |
| 1:09.5 | The last time we heard about him was when we interviewed |
| 1:11.5 | Shane Davis and they go to the gym together. And they're working the program. And I think that's |
| 1:17.3 | for the best. I don't think we need to hear from him. I don't think we'll ever see him on Bravo |
| 1:22.2 | again. Let's talk the beginning credits because we have some new people this year. |
| 1:27.9 | We have some breakups. |
| 1:29.4 | We have some different scenes per. |
| 1:32.1 | I'm all right. |
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