TJG: The Valley S3 E3!
Two Judgey Girls
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🗓️ 16 April 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
We talk about Lisa Hochstein turning herself in, Luke Gulbranson running for Congress, and Mia’s WWHL episode. Plus, we recap The Valley: Was Lala trying to set up Jasmine and she took the bait? Is Brandon trying to be too in the mix? Is Luke going to be able to bring Danny and Jason back together? Come judge with us!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to two judgy girls. This is Mary from the Bay. |
| 0:18.5 | And it's Courtney from L.A. |
| 0:20.9 | Hey, Mary, how you doing? |
| 0:23.3 | I'm all right. |
| 0:25.5 | Everything is all right. |
| 0:27.4 | How you doing? |
| 0:28.7 | I'm good, thanks. |
| 0:32.3 | You should have said, not well, bitch. |
| 0:36.3 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:37.1 | Carl's a mess. Durinda's not well, but I'm feeling pretty |
| 0:40.7 | good, to be honest. Well, you kind of like almost had a little bit of a prediction because |
| 0:47.7 | Lisa turned herself in and you were like, I know that mugshot's going to be 10 out of 10. Has it come out yet? |
| 0:56.6 | It has not, but the entrance in has, I've seen a photo and she's wearing a nice beautiful brown |
| 1:04.7 | turtleneck tight. She's in black lubotum suede boots, a nice skinny jean. My girl's looking good. She's that glam. Come on over. Now, did she have an 8 a.m. call time to turn herself in? Maybe. Did she show up at 10? Perhaps. Did I just make that up? Absolutely. Did she go with her mom? |
| 1:26.4 | Oh, I didn't look that closely. |
| 1:29.0 | I saw a photo of her walking with an older woman, so I assumed it was her mom. |
| 1:33.8 | I thought maybe she was her lawyer. |
| 1:36.9 | Oh. |
| 1:39.8 | I don't know. |
| 1:41.3 | I didn't think she was that close with her parents. |
| 1:46.7 | Well, her dad passed. I guess I would choose my mom to walk in with, I guess. Not a lawyer. Not a lawyer. No. Well, then I could bring my |
| 1:53.8 | sister as well. It's a family affair. Oh, man. We'll see when that comes out, it might come out by the time |
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