TJG: The Valley S3 E2!
Two Judgey Girls
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🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
How are we doing? ALLLLLLLLL RIGHT…it’s The Valley recap. We get to know more about Jesse’s girlfriend, Lacy, and wonder why she decided to come on the show this season. Is Janet going to be able to get back into the group? She has many awkward moments at Sosa’s first birthday party with Nia and Jasmine. Is Brittany moving too quickly with her new boo? Zack, the voice of reason, seems to think so. Why are they pushing this Schwartz and Michelle relationship? Plus, we update you on The West Side Story at the top of the episode. Come judge with us!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to two judgey girls. This is Mary from the Bay. |
| 0:18.9 | And it's Courtney from L.A. Mary, how you doing? |
| 0:22.5 | I'm all right. How are you doing? I'm all right. Everything is all right. There's nothing that gets me going more than when that theme song starts. |
| 0:38.5 | And I said, this is not even what the show's vibe is, but I'm all right. |
| 0:43.9 | I fucking get giddy when that theme song comes on now. |
| 0:47.6 | I'm like, I'm all right. |
| 0:51.0 | You get really gutterall. |
| 0:53.2 | Totally, like, gritty in your voice. |
| 0:59.1 | Now, there could be other ways to answer that question. |
| 1:02.4 | How you doing? |
| 1:03.4 | Not well, bitch. |
| 1:05.6 | Carl's a mess. |
| 1:06.5 | I'm a mess. |
| 1:07.7 | Or, I'm a rat. |
| 1:15.7 | Today, I think we're all right. We're doing okay. We got to update the people on the West Side story. I feel like so much happened in the last 24 hours. And I got some |
| 1:20.6 | questions answered. Tell me what's going on. Give me a few updates. Let's catch up. Okay. I feel like Wes posted that story |
| 1:31.2 | the other day as a first post because yesterday he had to launch the complex Betts promo he's |
| 1:41.3 | doing. It looks like he has a show with them. So he needed to put out one first thing |
| 1:47.0 | before like a business thing. What do you think? Okay. Well, I know he's not a collab on the actual |
| 1:54.7 | post itself from Complex Bet's page, right? It's not like a collab post. Maybe that's why he didn't accept the collab post |
| 2:02.0 | because they said, you know, based on what we're seeing around the internet, we do need to launch |
| 2:06.6 | this show and you are the host of it, but we also don't necessarily want you to promote it in your |
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