TJG: The Real Housewives of Rhode Island Season 1 Premiere!
Two Judgey Girls
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4.4 • 5.6K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2026
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Welcome to Rhode Island! We are so happy to welcome new housewives to the Bravo family: Alicia, Rosie, Ashley I, Liz, Kelsey, Jo-Ellen, and Rulla. This premiere had everything we want in housewives - real money, decades-long friendships, swingers, polygamists, and plenty of drama. We loved every minute. Come judge with us!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to two judgy girls. This is Mary from the Bay. |
| 0:19.1 | And it's Courtney from L.A. We're here to talk the brand new |
| 0:23.8 | franchise, the real houses of Rhode Island. Now, Mary, last week, you were nervous. You didn't have |
| 0:30.5 | high hopes. You said, I don't know about this show. Andy's been talking it up, but we know what |
| 0:36.1 | happens when Andy talks things up is usually it's because it's not good and we need the attention. |
| 0:40.9 | Out of 10, what did you rate the premiere? |
| 0:44.8 | 10. |
| 0:46.7 | Honestly, it really was a 10. |
| 0:49.3 | Thanks for not lying. |
| 0:52.4 | It just gave me old housewives, new people. they don't know what they're doing. It gave |
| 0:58.2 | me money. It gave me rich. It gave me affluent. I love that they're all connected. It seems like |
| 1:05.4 | they've known each other for 20 years. People went to high school with each other. |
| 1:09.6 | It just felt fresh. And it's kind of crazy that |
| 1:14.2 | the last time we had a new franchise with Salt Lake City, which is now on the seventh season. |
| 1:20.1 | So we haven't had a new franchise in seven seasons, which feels wild. That does feel crazy. Wow. Wow. Okay. Overall thoughts for you. |
| 1:33.5 | I completely agree with you. I thought it was great. Now, I had been hearing good things about it. |
| 1:39.2 | And sometimes I think I lead a life of maybe the glass is half full. |
| 1:45.5 | That's at least how I'm trying to be these days. |
| 1:48.2 | And so I went into it thinking, hey, I think this is going to be fun. |
| 1:51.6 | You watched it before me and I had sent a text saying, oh, no, this is good. |
| 1:56.5 | Which got me excited because what a turn we had to take for you to get there. |
| 2:00.1 | You know, I'm slow to warm sometimes. |
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