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TJG: Talking All Things Bravo & Southern Charm S11 E7 with Ryan Bailey! (Part 2)

Two Judgey Girls

Two Judgey Girls

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4.45.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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(Part 2) Our guest today is one of our Bravo besties, Ryan Bailey! In Part 1, we talk all things Bravo with him including his thoughts on the housewives, Traitors and more! In Part 2, we deep dive the most recent episode of Southern Charm. Did Salley buy the chickens because of Craig or is she really just wanting fresh eggs every morning? Austen was so excited Craig went home so he could gab with the girls as Charley started to spiral about her maybe-date with Craig. Come judge with us!


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0:00.0

Welcome back to two Judgy Girls. Here's part two with Ryan Bailey. Let's talk some Southern Charm.

0:20.0

Babadoo, Baba D-D-D-D. What are your overall vibes on Southern Charm this season? I love this season. I love this show. It is so easy, breezy to me. And I mean that in the best way of just like, it's like low level drama. I mean, it's not mature, like I said, like the Valley Persian style. It's still so immature, but it is easy, breezy. I look

0:39.1

forward to it every week. It is so silly. It's a bunch of Peter Pan's. You know, you cannot pretend

0:45.9

that this is not a man show. And in fact, never get comfortable with the female characters on this

0:49.7

show because they'll probably be gone next season. You just never know. We've had so many rounds of amazing women on this show, but they just get rid of the amazing women. We're like, we've got to dumb them down a little bit more for the men of this show. They've caught on to the men. Did you guys notice that Shep wasn't in the episode? We got him on an I message or a WhatsApp. He caught a big fish. That's all you need out of Shep because you know Shep's living his life.

1:15.6

Oh, but did you notice that he was gone? Did it go okay without him? Because...

1:21.6

Yeah, 100%.

1:23.6

Wait, do you not feel that way, Mary?

1:25.6

No. I have gotten a lot of cringe moments secondhand embarrassment for Shep this season, and I feel like he has run the course.

1:36.9

Oh, but last season, you were completely cool with the shark tooth and the deer sienna?

1:40.0

You thought that was cool?

1:41.0

That was one of our top moments.

1:42.7

Yeah.

1:43.3

Like, that text. That wasn't cringe. That was actually pretty good. I listened to that text message as a motivation. This is why that show still can deliver real moments because the last season, that moment, I don't know. Sadly enough, I've been there. It's like when you're high on life and you're like, fuck it. I'm just going to tell the truth, man. That's all she needs. It's just the truth.

2:03.8

I can do it. I can convince her that she likes me. And like just the madman ranties. He's like,

2:09.0

I'm up at five, working out, eating right, you know. And then he goes, Austin, check this out.

2:13.6

Check this out what I sent her. And Austin waking up already immediately realizes like, oh, dude, what did you do? But to me, that's still, it's such a real moment. Absolutely.

2:23.9

He was throwing it out on the line. He was speaking from the heart. He thought he could bag

2:28.9

Zienna. He thought this was the real deal. This was his rebound from Taylor and he thought, oh, here we go.

2:37.0

I really think he envisioned this is me settling down, guys.

2:40.4

If I could get engaged to Siena, I will marry her.

2:43.9

I will have the babies.

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