TJG: Summer House Season 7 Premiere!

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🗓️ 14 February 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

The Season 7 premiere of Summer House is here! Things are different this time around, including only having access to 5 bedrooms and RadHouse being a staple this season. Will there be rotating room assignments? We have 3 new cast members and it seems like they'll be making a definite impact: Gabby, who is our Astrology Queen; Sam, who works at Cosmo; and Chris, who is begging to make it to next season as the lone single male of the house. Lindsay and Carl opened the episode in a somewhat cringe scene--we are happy for you but we don't need to see the foreplay, even though Hubbs looks HOT. Looks like it may be a Bonnie and Clyde type of season for them again as we can see the relationship between Carl and Kyle start to crack. Kyle even says: his two best friends are dating and he should be happy, but why isn't he? Is Lindsay providing Carl the confidence he needs to ask for more? Also, is Barry's Bootcamp providing sponsorship for them this season? Did you know they love to go there? We really enjoyed Paige this episode, who became somewhat of a narrator to provide us a "where we are now" for the start of the season. And in a turn we did NOT see coming--Lindsay vs Mya. Are they upset that Mya outed Carl's "California Sober"? Does Lindsay think Mya is a bad influence? Did Mya try to get with Carl? This season feels like it's going to be a bit dark and we are hoping everybody makes it out in a better place than they came in. BUT we know that probably won't happen. SUMMER SHOULD BE FUN! Come judge with us!

**TJG Note: We recorded this prior to Carl announcing he has now left Loverboy.

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0:00.0	Welcome back to 2 Judgy Girls. This is Mary from the Bay. And it's Courtney from L.A.
0:21.2	And it's time Mary. It's time to talk about maybe one of our favorite shows on Bravo.
0:25.6	season seven premiere of Summer House. I cannot stop. I cannot believe it's been seven seasons.
0:35.9	And I can't believe Kyle Cook is pretending that he has rented Summer Houses for years. And
0:41.2	this is actually a thing. He said, the homeowner called me. I'm like, no, they did it. But they
0:45.8	love this storyline we're going with. They must have gotten in so much trouble from like the
0:50.5	neighborhood or something that they feel like they didn't get in trouble. But the producers just
0:55.7	wanted to make it like you don't get your own room this time. We need if you're going to lay
0:59.3	in bed all day, we need four people in that room. Oh really? I so I made call me gullible. I do. I couldn't
1:08.1	I can understand that there's probably some weird zoning laws and they're like, oh no, only
1:14.3	but you can only have five bedrooms. Something like because it's technically a bedroom has to have
1:19.0	a closet. So I maybe like those rooms don't actually have closets and why can't be considered a
1:23.9	bedroom. There's probably, you know, let's just hand them money, baby. They'll get you. They don't
1:28.2	want them there. So they're going to find any way for them to have trouble. So I do you think
1:33.0	it's real. And you know what? I hope that perhaps somebody from Summer House will come on and be
1:38.5	able to tell us the truth of the matter. That's a great idea. Great idea. I'm putting that for us.
1:42.9	Ask, believe, receive. I'd like Kyle cookie on this podcast. I feel like Kyle is destined to come on
1:50.3	this. You know, we have had Lindsey either. I mean, maybe we need to have them separate because we're
1:55.0	worried about this relationship, but we'll get into that. But okay, out of the Summer House people,
1:59.5	we've had on Luke, Carl and Rachel. Yeah. I know. I know. It felt like we should have, but you know,
2:07.2	we've had like conversation like some of them have won the March man. This which is coming up, you
2:12.0	know? So it feels like these are our friends, even though none of them are. No, no, no, no. Okay,
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