meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Two Judgey Girls

TJG: Summer House // RHONJ // Vanderpump Rules

Two Judgey Girls

Two Judgey Girls

Tv & Film, Tv Reviews

4.45.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

It feels like it's been much too long, but here we are! Congratulations to our March MANness 2023 Winner, Captain Jason! We are so excited to have him join the Hot Hall of Fame (which is taking place this week in our stories)! People say they aren't enjoying Summer House, but why? Are Carl and Lindsay real? Is Lindsay hiding her true self? Is Danielle projecting? Are the others not ready to confront their own issues? Will the fights between the Gorgas and Teresa ever end? Why is Luis wearing Nonno's pajamas? Why was this not made a bigger deal? Why does Jackie care about Danielle's issues with her brother when Jackie doesn't address her own issues with her sister? Why is every episode of VPR like looking for Easter eggs? Why is James the funniest person on TV (slash we would never want to be his friend)? Why did Ally hitch her wagon to him? Why did Katie go to Mexico? Why did Kristina Kelly come to the Welcome Dinner? Why is Brock hot with his new haircut? Justice SURved! Come judge with us!


You can find us:

Instagram: @twojudgeygirls

Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls

Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls

Cameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2

Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher 

Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls 


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Welcome back to two juggie girls. This is Mary from the Bay. And it's Courtney from L.A. And we're back. It's like we still have a podcast. We make sure we have a pod a week. But when we pot on like a Monday and then we show up like 10 days later on a Wednesday, that might not be the right math, but whatever. Like it feels like people ask. People ask around. Where are those judgy girls? We're right here. We were jet setting. We were judging. We were running March mannedness from coast to coast, from country to country, from continent to continent. From the pond, from over the pond.

0:48.1

Over the pond. Let me just tell you guys. Now, I know we have peacock.. Sure. But Peacock still has some ads if you are

0:56.7

logging in from your TV provider. Over the pond, they've got high you. And let me tell

1:03.3

you how you is an A plus plus plus plus plus. It's so good. No commercials. That's in London. Correct. I believe that's the European version or maybe it's just the UK. I don't know. But that's how they watch Bravo over there. Now, I notice that they don't have all the shows. But let me tell you what we were able to watch. I got to sit down and watch that Britney. Now,

1:30.9

did I have to come back to America and watch all of them again because I might have been slightly intoxicated for a better word. You know, we'd come home after the night and sit down

1:37.4

and be like, okay, what episodes are available for us? Did I watch Britney and Jacks on Vanderpump

1:42.1

rules? I just, the entire time Oh, to watch what happens live.

1:43.7

Yes. I said, guys, Jack's teeth. I cannot stop. Is anybody seeing this? The entire episode, I said that. I don't even know what the hell they said because I was like, I can't stop looking at the teeth. What is happening with the teeth? It is too much. Does teeth do too much? And they dropped, they also have a pod.

2:18.7

Oh, yes. Yeah. A lot of, it's interesting how it's been announced now that Scandabal is out. And it's like, I'm sorry, Jacks, Brittany. You guys were literally on watch what happens like. And Andy basically roasted you for 30 minutes. You're not coming back. You thought that was your try out to come back and it's not. Are you going to take one for the team and listen to the pod for

2:22.8

everyone? I could. Yeah, I could. But will you? I'm a commuter. I'm obsessed with Jeff Lewis. I

2:31.5

listened to him. I'm obsessed. Maybe you need to, like I said,

2:35.6

you got to get your serious back. But I was able to watch Ultimate Girls Trip 3. And you guys,

2:41.0

I know we say this like, oh, God, this cast. These women hate each other so much and want the spotlight.

2:45.6

It is top tier entertainment. I think we'll probably do a separate pod about it because we should dive in.

2:52.4

If you haven't, you haven't seen it yet, right? No, I watched two episodes.

2:56.8

Thoughts? And I think they're right about Leah. Like, just that whole thing, like, she loves attention.

3:03.3

Then once it's on her, she's like, oh, actually, never mind. I don't know. I have things to say about Heather.

3:08.4

We got a dice for me.

3:09.6

I think you and I, we should sit down after a few more episodes.

3:12.9

We could talk.

3:13.8

Heather and Whitney are out of their league.

3:16.6

Heather is so embarrassing.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Two Judgey Girls, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Two Judgey Girls and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.