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Two Judgey Girls
Two Judgey Girls
4.4 • 5.6K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2022
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
We are back, people! Who will be the winner of March MANness 2022?! We will know in just a few days time! This week we deep dive HubbHouse's birthday party! How can you not love an episode that is over the course of one night? Austen needs to pack his bags back to Charleston because he isn’t being a very polite houseguest, slamming doors on Paige, making out with multiple women, and gaslighting the entire house. Ciara is too blinded by love to see what Austen is doing while Lindsay couldn't care less. Everyone needs a hype man like Danielle in their lives, who will both offer to defend you and figure out the root of the issue. At the end of the night, Luciano was the real birthday gift for Lindsay and none for Austen Kroll. In New Jersey, we could see Jen’s raw pain and Marge showed remorse and that she could possibly ruin a family. She will also tell all of New Jersey the gossip over sugary iced coffee (with Snickers CoffeeMate). Tre is coming in hot for Traci and Marge at what she thinks is the dumbest thing ever: blindfolded tree climbing. Will she push Marge down in the mulch? To Be Continued... Is anyone watching OC still? What is Shannon jealous of? Did we really need Heather to come back? Come judge with us!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to two judgey girls. This is Mary from the Bay. And it's Courtney from L.A. What's up, all you sucker-ass bitches? |
| 0:26.7 | Courtney and I are on day four of Prolon. |
| 0:30.9 | And it's been a journey. |
| 0:33.7 | True journey. |
| 0:34.1 | I have no hunger anymore, which is actually a really nice feeling. |
| 1:13.7 | No, I'm the opposite. Okay. I was like, I was cruising day one. No big deal. Day two, no big deal. Day three, the hardest day. Oh my God. I didn't even finish my food yesterday. I didn't finish it. You're that skinny and went to a concert. No, but I'm saying like I just because I was so busy today, you guys, I've had nothing to do besides it just work at my house and I didn't have that many meetings today. And this didn't happen until, you know, later in the night. We were only an hour late for this. Yeah. Totally. But like, but like, but I just was like today, today I am feeling it. Like, tomorrow will be victory one that's over, but today, today's been tough. Like I feel like and I feel like I've just been doing this. |
| 1:16.2 | Like, this is so easy. |
| 1:18.2 | I mean, this is actually not bad. |
| 1:19.9 | I feel like I've had a different experience. |
| 1:21.8 | I feel like day one, I'm really glad we started on Sunday. |
| 1:26.3 | And, um, date won't let's just talk about my meal the night before. |
| 1:30.7 | Yeah. Well, okay. My favorite part is, it's like, you want to have a nice meal with before you started, right? Because you're like literally like it's a, it's a fasting mimic. So like you're, you know, you're fat. So I'm like, oh yeah, I had, you know, I think I had like a turkey patty and avocado and just like it was like and like I think I made like asparagus. |
| 1:48.7 | And then I'm like, what did you have? |
| 1:51.1 | Well, I had a Manhattan up. |
| 1:54.6 | I had a flamenon ramped and bacon with cheesy mashed potatoes. Oh my God. You're telling me about cheesy mashed potatoes. |
| 2:02.8 | Oh my God. |
| 2:03.8 | You're telling me about the mashed potatoes. |
| 2:05.8 | Plus the oysters bingo. |
| 2:07.6 | Oysters bingo. |
| 2:08.5 | I went to this place called Buckeye and Marin. |
| 2:10.4 | I love the Buckeye. |
| 2:11.6 | And oh, we started out with bread and butter as well. |
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