Welcome back to two judgy girls. This is Mary from the Bay.

And it's Courtney from L.A.

It's Thursday.

And we're all right.

Give me one.

Everything is all right.

The way that like we transition the song, it doesn't sound anything like the song anymore, but it's how we sing it.

I'm all right. Everything is all right. Like we're doing our cover of the song that was created by

men who drive trucks. Remember when Tom Sandoval sang lightning in a bottle and you were mesmerized by him and you were like,

he should be our March man this winter. Do you remember that? It was mere months before

Scandival was happening. Okay. Mere months. How little I know. Nobody. Okay. I'm sorry. I have

apologized time after time for gaslighting people.

I said, I sincerely apologize. It was the sparkle pants. It was the mustache. It was just that one

song. Courtney, I'll give it to you. It was mesmerizing. It was like lightning in a bottle,

I cannot. And you like, you wanted to get up

and dance. You know, you wanted to be in the moment. I felt it. And then he was gaslighting us

because of the lightning. You're so right, that bolt necklace, if we only knew. God, we were so,

we had it so good. We were all young, dumb, innocent, and now we're

weathered, we're wary, we're weary, we don't know what to do anymore. Every day I wake up,

I go, oh God, is there more news? Who's going to disappoint us this week? And the answer is always

someone. There's so much news to go over.

But also, how was the birthday?

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