Welcome back to two judgey girls. This is Mary from the Bay.

And it's Courtney from L.A. Emergency emergency, emergency. Okay, you guys, this morning, I text Mary and I say, hey, Mary, let's do our Patreon first before we do Summer House just in case something comes out. Mary tells me, I have our schedule completely wrong today. And I'm like, oh, God, damn. Like, I'm sorry.

I had, there was an incident in my neighborhood this morning. It threw me all off. Anyways,

then as we are recording our Patreon, thank you, Mary, for being so flexible of changing our schedule. The last four minutes of the Patreon, I said, Mary, Mary, there's breaking news. I was too calm for it. I think

because it was a shock value. Your reactions say it all. This joint statement from West and

Amanda has been released. I mean, I guess Bravo and Cocktails was right. There was a joint statement. It was just

a day later than we expected. Okay, read it out again. Because I'm also a visual learner.

You have it in front of you? Yes, I do. I do. Okay. This is so, very important.

Both of them post on their stories for 24 hours. It's like at this point,

just make it a collab post because it's actually crazy that you think you're going to put

something in your stories and it'll disappear in 24 hours. Also, do you think they wrote this

together? Do you think someone wrote this together?

Do you think someone wrote it for them?

Is it a I? What do you think?

I think that there's some chat GPT in the mix.

I think that they had a lot of their team look at it.

I would not be surprised if Bravo is also involved.

Oh, okay, okay.

Because the rumor is right now is that there's kind of a gag order on the cast to not talk anything publicly until the reunion.

That's the rumor.

But let's just get through the statement and then like let's break it down.

We can go paragraph by paragraph and break it down after too. I can't wait. And by the way, the use of we. Okay. We've seen the growing online speculation.

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